And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jun 06, 2011 1:40:18 pm PDT #11630 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How many women have ever in history asked for a crotch shot?


Consuela - Jun 06, 2011 1:47:03 pm PDT #11631 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

How many women have ever in history asked for a crotch shot?

Plenty of women have sent crotch shots, or boob shots, which I think is probably implied consent to receiving them.


Jesse - Jun 06, 2011 1:52:33 pm PDT #11632 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I guess.


Polter-Cow - Jun 06, 2011 1:53:49 pm PDT #11633 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Plenty of women have sent crotch shots, or boob shots, which I think is probably implied consent to receiving them.

And then they take the two crotch shots and make a JibJab video out of them?


§ ita § - Jun 06, 2011 1:54:08 pm PDT #11634 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How many women have ever in history asked for a crotch shot?

Me!

Then I realised you didn't mean the sort of crotch shot I meant, so never mind.


P.M. Marc - Jun 06, 2011 1:54:34 pm PDT #11635 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I've taken them. Does that count? Of crotches not my own, that is.

And I was sad that Kanye's was just a hint.


DavidS - Jun 06, 2011 1:56:58 pm PDT #11636 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I've taken them. Does that count? Of crotches not my own, that is.

Girl crotch or boy crotch?


Atropa - Jun 06, 2011 1:59:49 pm PDT #11637 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I think I want to start a consulting business teaching politicians how to not use the internets.

I think you should.


§ ita § - Jun 06, 2011 2:01:15 pm PDT #11638 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And I was sad that Kanye's was just a hint.

That's the only one I looked at, and I was let down.


Jesse - Jun 06, 2011 2:04:37 pm PDT #11639 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My favorite was a guy whose online dating profile didn't have any pictures at all, so I asked him for a photo, and he sent me his dick, not his face. Um.