I've taken them. Does that count? Of crotches not my own, that is.
Girl crotch or boy crotch?
River: I know you have questions. Mal: That would be why I just asked them.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Jun 06, 2011 1:56:58 pm PDT #11636 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Atropa - Jun 06, 2011 1:59:49 pm PDT #11637 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I think I want to start a consulting business teaching politicians how to not use the internets.
I think you should.
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2011 2:01:15 pm PDT #11638 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And I was sad that Kanye's was just a hint.
That's the only one I looked at, and I was let down.
Jesse - Jun 06, 2011 2:04:37 pm PDT #11639 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My favorite was a guy whose online dating profile didn't have any pictures at all, so I asked him for a photo, and he sent me his dick, not his face. Um.
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2011 2:05:26 pm PDT #11640 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I got a few dick shots sent to provocateuse. Not as much as I'd expect, but they were all traumatic. Porn is something to be pulled, not pushed, in my universe.
Steph L. - Jun 06, 2011 2:05:33 pm PDT #11641 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
How many women have ever in history asked for a crotch shot?
Seriously, an unsolicited crotch shot (DO NOT TRY IT, BUFFISTAS) will send me screaming for the hills. I don't care if it's from a politician or Jack Davenport. Hell no. That gives me the weebies and feels violate-y.
(Which, let me tell you, FetLife [the kink social networking site] has profile pics, and WAY too many dudes think a cock shot is a great idea. Hint: IT'S NOT. They get mocked. And an unexpected cock shot turning up on my feed -- it updates photo posts like Facebook does -- will, once again, give me the weebies.) (I'm not crazy about crotch shots of *either* sex, to be fair. I'm neutral on boobies.)
Plenty of women have sent crotch shots, or boob shots, which I think is probably implied consent to receiving them.
And then they take the two crotch shots and make a JibJab video out of them?
Ahahaha!
How many women have ever in history asked for a crotch shot?
Me!
Then I realised you didn't mean the sort of crotch shot I meant, so never mind.
Again I say, ahahahahaha!
Ginger - Jun 06, 2011 2:05:53 pm PDT #11642 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
he sent me his dick, not his face. Um.
At least he admitted he was a dick.
Steph L. - Jun 06, 2011 2:06:39 pm PDT #11643 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Porn is something to be pulled, not pushed, in my universe.
Ah. This. Hell yes, this.
Ginger - Jun 06, 2011 2:09:39 pm PDT #11644 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Fox uses Tina Fey picture for Sarah Palin [link]
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2011 2:13:19 pm PDT #11645 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Fox uses Tina Fey picture for Sarah Palin
I hope they use The Rock (and not even Dwayne Johnson) as Obama next.