Plenty of women have sent crotch shots, or boob shots, which I think is probably implied consent to receiving them.
And then they take the two crotch shots and make a JibJab video out of them?
Zoe: Uh huh. River, honey? He's putting the hair away now. River: It'll still be there... waiting.
'Jaynestown'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Polter-Cow - Jun 06, 2011 1:53:49 pm PDT #11633 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2011 1:54:08 pm PDT #11634 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How many women have ever in history asked for a crotch shot?
Me!
Then I realised you didn't mean the sort of crotch shot I meant, so never mind.
P.M. Marc - Jun 06, 2011 1:54:34 pm PDT #11635 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I've taken them. Does that count? Of crotches not my own, that is.
And I was sad that Kanye's was just a hint.
DavidS - Jun 06, 2011 1:56:58 pm PDT #11636 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I've taken them. Does that count? Of crotches not my own, that is.
Girl crotch or boy crotch?
Atropa - Jun 06, 2011 1:59:49 pm PDT #11637 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I think I want to start a consulting business teaching politicians how to not use the internets.
I think you should.
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2011 2:01:15 pm PDT #11638 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And I was sad that Kanye's was just a hint.
That's the only one I looked at, and I was let down.
Jesse - Jun 06, 2011 2:04:37 pm PDT #11639 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My favorite was a guy whose online dating profile didn't have any pictures at all, so I asked him for a photo, and he sent me his dick, not his face. Um.
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2011 2:05:26 pm PDT #11640 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I got a few dick shots sent to provocateuse. Not as much as I'd expect, but they were all traumatic. Porn is something to be pulled, not pushed, in my universe.
Steph L. - Jun 06, 2011 2:05:33 pm PDT #11641 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
How many women have ever in history asked for a crotch shot?
Seriously, an unsolicited crotch shot (DO NOT TRY IT, BUFFISTAS) will send me screaming for the hills. I don't care if it's from a politician or Jack Davenport. Hell no. That gives me the weebies and feels violate-y.
(Which, let me tell you, FetLife [the kink social networking site] has profile pics, and WAY too many dudes think a cock shot is a great idea. Hint: IT'S NOT. They get mocked. And an unexpected cock shot turning up on my feed -- it updates photo posts like Facebook does -- will, once again, give me the weebies.) (I'm not crazy about crotch shots of *either* sex, to be fair. I'm neutral on boobies.)
Plenty of women have sent crotch shots, or boob shots, which I think is probably implied consent to receiving them.
And then they take the two crotch shots and make a JibJab video out of them?
Ahahaha!
How many women have ever in history asked for a crotch shot?
Me!
Then I realised you didn't mean the sort of crotch shot I meant, so never mind.
Again I say, ahahahahaha!
Ginger - Jun 06, 2011 2:05:53 pm PDT #11642 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
he sent me his dick, not his face. Um.
At least he admitted he was a dick.