My favorite was a guy whose online dating profile didn't have any pictures at all, so I asked him for a photo, and he sent me his dick, not his face. Um.
You're like my fairy godmother, and Santa Claus, and Q all wrapped up into one! Q from Bond, not Star Trek.
Buffy ,'Help'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jun 06, 2011 2:04:37 pm PDT #11639 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2011 2:05:26 pm PDT #11640 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I got a few dick shots sent to provocateuse. Not as much as I'd expect, but they were all traumatic. Porn is something to be pulled, not pushed, in my universe.
Steph L. - Jun 06, 2011 2:05:33 pm PDT #11641 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
How many women have ever in history asked for a crotch shot?
Seriously, an unsolicited crotch shot (DO NOT TRY IT, BUFFISTAS) will send me screaming for the hills. I don't care if it's from a politician or Jack Davenport. Hell no. That gives me the weebies and feels violate-y.
(Which, let me tell you, FetLife [the kink social networking site] has profile pics, and WAY too many dudes think a cock shot is a great idea. Hint: IT'S NOT. They get mocked. And an unexpected cock shot turning up on my feed -- it updates photo posts like Facebook does -- will, once again, give me the weebies.) (I'm not crazy about crotch shots of *either* sex, to be fair. I'm neutral on boobies.)
Plenty of women have sent crotch shots, or boob shots, which I think is probably implied consent to receiving them.
And then they take the two crotch shots and make a JibJab video out of them?
Ahahaha!
How many women have ever in history asked for a crotch shot?
Me!
Then I realised you didn't mean the sort of crotch shot I meant, so never mind.
Again I say, ahahahahaha!
Ginger - Jun 06, 2011 2:05:53 pm PDT #11642 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
he sent me his dick, not his face. Um.
At least he admitted he was a dick.
Steph L. - Jun 06, 2011 2:06:39 pm PDT #11643 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Porn is something to be pulled, not pushed, in my universe.
Ah. This. Hell yes, this.
Ginger - Jun 06, 2011 2:09:39 pm PDT #11644 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Fox uses Tina Fey picture for Sarah Palin [link]
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2011 2:13:19 pm PDT #11645 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Fox uses Tina Fey picture for Sarah Palin
I hope they use The Rock (and not even Dwayne Johnson) as Obama next.
Laura - Jun 06, 2011 2:24:05 pm PDT #11646 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Friends of mine in high school had an epic party with their parents away, and then got busted because the house was way cleaner when they got back than when they left.
I can respect this activity.
Fox uses Tina Fey picture for Sarah Palin
Ok, that is pretty funny.
Porn is something to be pulled, not pushed, in my universe.
Indeed.
Mind is too tired to do much more than copy and paste. Perhaps I should seek nutrition. Up late again watching basketball. It is rather sad that I pay for it the next day when I stay up after 11pm.
megan walker - Jun 06, 2011 2:24:19 pm PDT #11647 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I'm confused by the Weiner thing. Yes, it's stupid, but is there some other shot where he's not clothed that I'm missing? Or is it just the shorts photo?
javachik - Jun 06, 2011 2:26:34 pm PDT #11648 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
megan, there are other shots that he took, of his torso and also of his face.