I go grey for 12 hours and I come back to seducing dolphins? This is why I can't have a job that keeps me off the interwebs.
If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jun 02, 2011 1:10:47 pm PDT #11001 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Strix - Jun 02, 2011 1:11:54 pm PDT #11002 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Consent before shifting...I dunno, depends on worldview. Sometimes, the human self or soul and the animal self are clearly two separate entities, and in some 'verses, they are not.
I think, even if the human part gave consent, if the animal part was frightening or unwilling, it would be...rape. I dunno. Rapiality? Beastirape? Hmmm.
But if the animal part were participatory, then it would be consensual, if fuzzy, sex.
Huh. I'm just going to say it's safer, all the way around, to avoid sex altogether with shifted shapeshifters.
Other non-human sentient creatures, well, I guess let you tentacled, disembodied, multilegged, slimy, dry, rocklike, whatever freak flag fly.
And now I have to dogsit. And feel vaguely guilty.
Sheryl - Jun 02, 2011 1:13:41 pm PDT #11003 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Yay Kathy!
Yay Gud!
Strix - Jun 02, 2011 1:13:42 pm PDT #11004 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Yep, the first thing I think of with dolphins is dolphin humping human stories. Seriously. So weird.
I'm going, I swear...
§ ita § - Jun 02, 2011 1:15:53 pm PDT #11005 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Didn't Alyson Hannigan say she wanted to do a dolphin? Or am I just making random stuff up?
Amy - Jun 02, 2011 1:26:02 pm PDT #11006 of 30001
Because books.
I just had a flashback of a story I've read about that, and the resulting child.
Wait, what?
Ginger - Jun 02, 2011 1:26:47 pm PDT #11007 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
But if the animal part were participatory, then it would be consensual, if fuzzy, sex.
But not Furry.
P.M. Marc - Jun 02, 2011 1:27:46 pm PDT #11008 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
What if they gave you consent before they shifted into their non-sentient form?
IIRC, you still warn for the big B when you post the fic.
Look, it's possible that it was a thing a few weeks ago in my main reading fandom, okay?
Jesse - Jun 02, 2011 1:29:48 pm PDT #11009 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Wait, what?
Yes. A lady getting impregnated by a dolphin, IIRC. It snuck up on me in some anthology.
Allyson - Jun 02, 2011 1:32:06 pm PDT #11010 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
A friend of mine who had some minor success in the comic book field passed on this bit of wisdom about becoming a success: you have to have at least 2 of these three qualities: be good, be fast, be nice.
I'm screwed.
ETA: But not by a dolphin. Just wanting to be clear.