Timelies all!
Yay Kathy!
Yay Gud!
Take jobs as they come -- and we'll never be under the heel of nobody ever again. No matter how long the arm of the Alliance might get, we'll just get ourselves a little further.
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sheryl - Jun 02, 2011 1:13:41 pm PDT #11003 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Strix - Jun 02, 2011 1:13:42 pm PDT #11004 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Yep, the first thing I think of with dolphins is dolphin humping human stories. Seriously. So weird.
I'm going, I swear...
§ ita § - Jun 02, 2011 1:15:53 pm PDT #11005 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Didn't Alyson Hannigan say she wanted to do a dolphin? Or am I just making random stuff up?
Amy - Jun 02, 2011 1:26:02 pm PDT #11006 of 30001
Because books.
I just had a flashback of a story I've read about that, and the resulting child.
Wait, what?
Ginger - Jun 02, 2011 1:26:47 pm PDT #11007 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
But if the animal part were participatory, then it would be consensual, if fuzzy, sex.
But not Furry.
P.M. Marc - Jun 02, 2011 1:27:46 pm PDT #11008 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
What if they gave you consent before they shifted into their non-sentient form?
IIRC, you still warn for the big B when you post the fic.
Look, it's possible that it was a thing a few weeks ago in my main reading fandom, okay?
Jesse - Jun 02, 2011 1:29:48 pm PDT #11009 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Wait, what?
Yes. A lady getting impregnated by a dolphin, IIRC. It snuck up on me in some anthology.
Allyson - Jun 02, 2011 1:32:06 pm PDT #11010 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
A friend of mine who had some minor success in the comic book field passed on this bit of wisdom about becoming a success: you have to have at least 2 of these three qualities: be good, be fast, be nice.
I'm screwed.
ETA: But not by a dolphin. Just wanting to be clear.
Jesse - Jun 02, 2011 1:32:41 pm PDT #11011 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Stormy, Mon Amour -- you can see it described here: [link] but I read it in Tart Noir.
Amy - Jun 02, 2011 1:34:16 pm PDT #11012 of 30001
Because books.
Stormy, Mon Amour -- you can see it described here: [link] but I read it in Tart Noir.
The "dolphin fatale." Okay then.