River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 08, 2011 10:52:25 am PST #26997 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm missing something, I think.

A tail most likely


Daisy Jane - Mar 08, 2011 10:53:39 am PST #26998 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I think the next places I want are (in order)

1) Paris for Christmas 2) Turkey and Greece 3)The Basque regions of Spain and France 4) Singapore, Bali and Thailand 5)Sydney 6) Wales

The next domestic places (without family obligations) I want are 1) New Orleans 2)LA 3)NY 4)Back to SF though this time with hubs.


Daisy Jane - Mar 08, 2011 10:54:38 am PST #26999 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm still not getting it. Everyone is missing a tail or...please help. I'm in a really crappy mood, and apparently have lost my sense of humor.


DavidS - Mar 08, 2011 10:58:43 am PST #27000 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And her tail is exactly where yours is.

::swishes tail dusting the blinds::

I'm still not getting it.

You know...The Welsh and their wacky tail related humor. (I think it was either (a) random, or (b) ita is leaving out an important component because its funnier to imagine it without knowing the group were psychotic/on drugs/drunk/had odd notions about Jamaican women).


Zenkitty - Mar 08, 2011 11:01:06 am PST #27001 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I want someone to travel with! My sister's always busy, my BFF can't be away from her job, her mother, or her kid, and my ex (my other BFF) doesn't like to leave NYC. The only thing my life is really missing right now is someone fun to do things with. Well, that, and I'm missing the ability to wear a size 12 anymore, but I can probably deal with that one.


SuziQ - Mar 08, 2011 11:06:41 am PST #27002 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I really want to travel. Step one - get a Passport.

Smokey dude smoked me out of the office. I ditched and am now on my couch.

Now that I am not constantly exhausted, I keep having to remind myself that I'm still asthmatic and out of shape. During karate yesterday, I had to step out after warm ups to hit my puffer. Today, the smokey trigger.

Someone brought a king cake for our department. I was half way down the hall before my brain kicked in - I don't need sugar. I'm being a good Weight Watcher. Ok, it is only day 3, but I'm trying.


Cashmere - Mar 08, 2011 11:06:47 am PST #27003 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

You guys want to hear something funny? Remember when I volunteered to serve on the leadership committee for Owen's cub scout pack? Turns out that one of the old den leaders embezzled $3K of our popcorn money and our pack is broke.

And we get to tell the parents this next week. Joy.


Zenkitty - Mar 08, 2011 11:08:59 am PST #27004 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Good grief, Cash! Can you sell one of the fucker's kidneys?


Polter-Cow - Mar 08, 2011 11:10:26 am PST #27005 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Who the fuck embezzles from the CUB SCOUTS? Geez.


Cashmere - Mar 08, 2011 11:11:40 am PST #27006 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

If I could eviscerate him with a rusty Swiss Army knife, yeah. It's going to be a long process trying to get him to fork it over. He's already bounced a $1K check twice trying to pay us back. At this point, it's a criminal matter and the state council will have to deal with it.

But we still have to cope with not being able to even pay a deposit on summer camp for our boys at this point.