Oh, wow. This place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.

Willow ,'Help'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Mar 08, 2011 11:01:06 am PST #27001 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I want someone to travel with! My sister's always busy, my BFF can't be away from her job, her mother, or her kid, and my ex (my other BFF) doesn't like to leave NYC. The only thing my life is really missing right now is someone fun to do things with. Well, that, and I'm missing the ability to wear a size 12 anymore, but I can probably deal with that one.


SuziQ - Mar 08, 2011 11:06:41 am PST #27002 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I really want to travel. Step one - get a Passport.

Smokey dude smoked me out of the office. I ditched and am now on my couch.

Now that I am not constantly exhausted, I keep having to remind myself that I'm still asthmatic and out of shape. During karate yesterday, I had to step out after warm ups to hit my puffer. Today, the smokey trigger.

Someone brought a king cake for our department. I was half way down the hall before my brain kicked in - I don't need sugar. I'm being a good Weight Watcher. Ok, it is only day 3, but I'm trying.


Cashmere - Mar 08, 2011 11:06:47 am PST #27003 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

You guys want to hear something funny? Remember when I volunteered to serve on the leadership committee for Owen's cub scout pack? Turns out that one of the old den leaders embezzled $3K of our popcorn money and our pack is broke.

And we get to tell the parents this next week. Joy.


Zenkitty - Mar 08, 2011 11:08:59 am PST #27004 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Good grief, Cash! Can you sell one of the fucker's kidneys?


Polter-Cow - Mar 08, 2011 11:10:26 am PST #27005 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Who the fuck embezzles from the CUB SCOUTS? Geez.


Cashmere - Mar 08, 2011 11:11:40 am PST #27006 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

If I could eviscerate him with a rusty Swiss Army knife, yeah. It's going to be a long process trying to get him to fork it over. He's already bounced a $1K check twice trying to pay us back. At this point, it's a criminal matter and the state council will have to deal with it.

But we still have to cope with not being able to even pay a deposit on summer camp for our boys at this point.


DavidS - Mar 08, 2011 11:12:52 am PST #27007 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Not as bad as stealing food from orphans, but that's still some pretty bad karma.


DavidS - Mar 08, 2011 11:13:29 am PST #27008 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

He's already bounced a $1K check twice trying to pay us back.

You walk him to the bank and have him withdraw it. Preferably with the police.


megan walker - Mar 08, 2011 11:18:28 am PST #27009 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Hivemind suggestions wanted for a name for J's trans-Tahoe (that's Lake Tahoe) relay (swimming, duh!) team.

Pertinent facts:
swim length is 11 miles
all teams have 6 members
this team is 3 guys/3 girls
guys are 40ish
girls are 30ish
all members are tri-athletes
all live in SF proper


Atropa - Mar 08, 2011 11:24:50 am PST #27010 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Onerous Task round-up: called into two different meetings, reassured a writer that I will step in and be BadCop Editor if he needs, sent email about a convention, sent my agent the proposal and sample chapters for the YA project I've been working on.