You guys want to hear something funny? Remember when I volunteered to serve on the leadership committee for Owen's cub scout pack? Turns out that one of the old den leaders embezzled $3K of our popcorn money and our pack is broke.
And we get to tell the parents this next week. Joy.
Good grief, Cash! Can you sell one of the fucker's kidneys?
Who the fuck embezzles from the CUB SCOUTS? Geez.
If I could eviscerate him with a rusty Swiss Army knife, yeah. It's going to be a long process trying to get him to fork it over. He's already bounced a $1K check twice trying to pay us back. At this point, it's a criminal matter and the state council will have to deal with it.
But we still have to cope with not being able to even pay a deposit on summer camp for our boys at this point.
Not as bad as stealing food from orphans, but that's still some pretty bad karma.
He's already bounced a $1K check twice trying to pay us back.
You walk him to the bank and have him withdraw it. Preferably with the police.
Hivemind suggestions wanted for a name for J's trans-Tahoe (that's Lake Tahoe) relay (swimming, duh!) team.
Pertinent facts:
swim length is 11 miles
all teams have 6 members
this team is 3 guys/3 girls
guys are 40ish
girls are 30ish
all members are tri-athletes
all live in SF proper
Onerous Task round-up: called into two different meetings, reassured a writer that I will step in and be BadCop Editor if he needs, sent email about a convention, sent my agent the proposal and sample chapters for the YA project I've been working on.
I've got my surgery scheduled for Monday afternoon. I'm now just waiting to hear back from my dad if he'll be available to take me over to Evanston.
Turns out that one of the old den leaders embezzled $3K of our popcorn money and our pack is broke.
Holy crap! SHEESH! PEOPLE!