Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Oh, vortex. So sorry.
I am at jury duty. Waiting. Praying I get something quickly that is over quickly. I didn't realize I had to come Tues-Thurs, not just today. Argh.
I would love to take the LSAT for people! If it weren't completely wrong and stuff.
Can someone please tell George Will that his car is not, in fact, his penis?
Also, trains are awesome. You know who likes trains? Sheldon Cooper. They are that awesome.
Yeah, I think George Will has jumped on the Crazy Train.
Bank of America's website is down so I can't pay my mortgage. Yay.
Um, lady? You sent me a list of first names. How am I supposed to send them meeting invitations?
My mother has always been very clear that she did not *raise* her children. She tells everyone she dragged us up.
People do that to me. Or they'll say, "Set something up and make sure you invite Jim."
There is no Jim on my team. There are likely 20 Jim's in this building, and I've no idea how many in the whole company. You wanna narrow that down a bit, slick?
Hey, on the iPhone, does shaking the phone reorder your tiles in Words With Friends? That was kinda freaking me out at first on Android.
When I was around 10, my dad would often tell me I wouldn't make a good parent.
Yeah, most 10-year olds wouldn't. sheesh.
Ooh, it does on the iPad. Nifty.
Ooh, it does on the iPad. Nifty.
I kept thinking it was random! I was wandering around, doing other stuff, and my letters would keep being in a different order. It was bothering me.
Wait, why do I have voicemail again? Why do people keep calling me?