Bank of America's website is down so I can't pay my mortgage. Yay.
Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Mar 01, 2011 7:58:56 am PST #25784 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
§ ita § - Mar 01, 2011 8:00:09 am PST #25785 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Um, lady? You sent me a list of first names. How am I supposed to send them meeting invitations?
Sparky1 - Mar 01, 2011 8:01:36 am PST #25786 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
My mother has always been very clear that she did not *raise* her children. She tells everyone she dragged us up.
Daisy Jane - Mar 01, 2011 8:02:03 am PST #25787 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
People do that to me. Or they'll say, "Set something up and make sure you invite Jim."
There is no Jim on my team. There are likely 20 Jim's in this building, and I've no idea how many in the whole company. You wanna narrow that down a bit, slick?
§ ita § - Mar 01, 2011 8:02:39 am PST #25788 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hey, on the iPhone, does shaking the phone reorder your tiles in Words With Friends? That was kinda freaking me out at first on Android.
lisah - Mar 01, 2011 8:10:58 am PST #25789 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
When I was around 10, my dad would often tell me I wouldn't make a good parent.
Yeah, most 10-year olds wouldn't. sheesh.
-t - Mar 01, 2011 8:12:10 am PST #25790 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Ooh, it does on the iPad. Nifty.
§ ita § - Mar 01, 2011 8:14:09 am PST #25791 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ooh, it does on the iPad. Nifty.
I kept thinking it was random! I was wandering around, doing other stuff, and my letters would keep being in a different order. It was bothering me.
Wait, why do I have voicemail again? Why do people keep calling me?
Jessica - Mar 01, 2011 8:15:56 am PST #25792 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Yep, shaking reorders the tiles on iPhone too.
Polter-Cow - Mar 01, 2011 8:19:16 am PST #25793 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Bank of America's website is down so I can't pay my mortgage. Yay.
Oh, geez, it wouldn't let me sign in yesterday; I tried over a dozen times to pay my damn rent until I finally got through.