When I was around 10, my dad would often tell me I wouldn't make a good parent.
Yeah, most 10-year olds wouldn't. sheesh.
Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.
'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lisah - Mar 01, 2011 8:10:58 am PST #25789 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
-t - Mar 01, 2011 8:12:10 am PST #25790 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Ooh, it does on the iPad. Nifty.
§ ita § - Mar 01, 2011 8:14:09 am PST #25791 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ooh, it does on the iPad. Nifty.
I kept thinking it was random! I was wandering around, doing other stuff, and my letters would keep being in a different order. It was bothering me.
Wait, why do I have voicemail again? Why do people keep calling me?
Jessica - Mar 01, 2011 8:15:56 am PST #25792 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Yep, shaking reorders the tiles on iPhone too.
Polter-Cow - Mar 01, 2011 8:19:16 am PST #25793 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Bank of America's website is down so I can't pay my mortgage. Yay.
Oh, geez, it wouldn't let me sign in yesterday; I tried over a dozen times to pay my damn rent until I finally got through.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2011 8:19:28 am PST #25794 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Yeah, I think George Will has jumped on the Crazy Train.
Well, I can't see him on the Peace Train and refuse to imagine him on the Love Train, so I can see that.
Tom Scola - Mar 01, 2011 8:20:23 am PST #25795 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
George Will on the Soul Train would be AWESOME.
Steph L. - Mar 01, 2011 8:22:27 am PST #25796 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Ooh, it does on the iPad. Nifty.
Does shaking an iPad remind you of shaking an Etch-A-Sketch? Because that's what it seems like to me.
ION, 3 people in my department of 5 are out today (2 of them all week), and I have to do the jobs of 2 of them plus me. I will be as crazy as Charlie Sheen by the end of the week.
(I laughed in incompetent!boss's face -- not on purpose -- when he asked me seriously if we would be able to meet a deadline for a schedule that he created on the assumption that everyone would be here all week. Uh, yeah, dude. I can do 3 people's jobs, but I still only have 8 hours a day to do them in. Maybe you should try helping. Oh, wait. You can't. Because you don't know how to do SHIT around here.)
This is when I remember I want to keep booze in my desk.
tommyrot - Mar 01, 2011 8:26:35 am PST #25797 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This is when I remember I want to keep booze in my desk.
When I was a kid, I always thought it was cool in those '60s TV shows where the guy has a bar in his office.
Not actually having a bar in my (not) office is more disappointing than not having a jet-pack or flying car....
beekaytee - Mar 01, 2011 8:27:04 am PST #25798 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
crazy as Charlie Sheen
This is totes the new 'flipping out like a mammal.'
Stay strong Sistah Steph. You can do it...or at least survive it.