Lorne: Take care of yourself and ah, make sure fluffy is getting enough love. Gunn: Did he have anything? Fred: No. And who's fluffy? Are you fluffy? Gunn: He called me fluffy? Fred: He said make sure…wait. You don't think he was referring to anything of mine that's fluffy, do you? Because that would just be inappropriate.

'Conviction (1)'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Mar 01, 2011 8:15:56 am PST #25792 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yep, shaking reorders the tiles on iPhone too.


Polter-Cow - Mar 01, 2011 8:19:16 am PST #25793 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Bank of America's website is down so I can't pay my mortgage. Yay.

Oh, geez, it wouldn't let me sign in yesterday; I tried over a dozen times to pay my damn rent until I finally got through.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 01, 2011 8:19:28 am PST #25794 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Yeah, I think George Will has jumped on the Crazy Train.

Well, I can't see him on the Peace Train and refuse to imagine him on the Love Train, so I can see that.


Tom Scola - Mar 01, 2011 8:20:23 am PST #25795 of 30001
hwæt

George Will on the Soul Train would be AWESOME.


Steph L. - Mar 01, 2011 8:22:27 am PST #25796 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Ooh, it does on the iPad. Nifty.

Does shaking an iPad remind you of shaking an Etch-A-Sketch? Because that's what it seems like to me.

ION, 3 people in my department of 5 are out today (2 of them all week), and I have to do the jobs of 2 of them plus me. I will be as crazy as Charlie Sheen by the end of the week.

(I laughed in incompetent!boss's face -- not on purpose -- when he asked me seriously if we would be able to meet a deadline for a schedule that he created on the assumption that everyone would be here all week. Uh, yeah, dude. I can do 3 people's jobs, but I still only have 8 hours a day to do them in. Maybe you should try helping. Oh, wait. You can't. Because you don't know how to do SHIT around here.)

This is when I remember I want to keep booze in my desk.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2011 8:26:35 am PST #25797 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is when I remember I want to keep booze in my desk.

When I was a kid, I always thought it was cool in those '60s TV shows where the guy has a bar in his office.

Not actually having a bar in my (not) office is more disappointing than not having a jet-pack or flying car....


beekaytee - Mar 01, 2011 8:27:04 am PST #25798 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

crazy as Charlie Sheen

This is totes the new 'flipping out like a mammal.'

Stay strong Sistah Steph. You can do it...or at least survive it.


Daisy Jane - Mar 01, 2011 8:27:20 am PST #25799 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

George Will on the Soul Train would be AWESOME.

No.

Did I ever tell y'all about the night my husband got high and told me, among other things, to "Get up and shake it to Soul Train"?


Steph L. - Mar 01, 2011 8:30:24 am PST #25800 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

crazy as Charlie Sheen

This is totes the new 'flipping out like a mammal.'

Tim hadn't really heard about the utter bizarreness of the stuff Charlie Sheen has been saying, so I went looking for quotes last night. When I told him the "tiger blood" one, Tim said, "Martin Sheen IS A TIGER?!?"


-t - Mar 01, 2011 8:31:30 am PST #25801 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Does shaking an iPad remind you of shaking an Etch-A-Sketch?

It really really does, yes.