What types of Books would you expect to find in a prison library?
"The Count of Mon-ty Cris-to by Alexander Dumbass. Dumbass?"
"That's 'Du-mah.' You'd like that one, it's about a prison break."
"Shouldn't we file that one under 'educational,' too?"
What Kate said sounds like the request list for the prison books program I've considered volunteering with.
I'm curious about why you're asking!
Nothing very deep, I'm afraid--my floor of the office is doing a prison theme for Halloween, and I am trying to make up fake library signage.
Didn't glamcookie work in a juvie library for a while? Or volunteer there, or whatever.
Wait, you weren't advising me? Never mind. As you were.
Hee. I can see a whole new career for me where I use Tom Hardy camwhore pics as the methodology instead of music. I'd never run out of source material.
Oh, and I love that surfing dog picture. He looks so happy! I meant to say that earlier, but as so often happens, I got distracted by Tom Hardy.
For fake library signage, I'd say things like "101 Ways to Pick a Lock," "Legal Appeals for Dummies," "How to Get Along with Your Cellmate," "Shiv Sharpening for Fun and Profit," and "Exercise in a Four-Foot Space."
Nothing very deep, I'm afraid--my floor of the office is doing a prison theme for Halloween, and I am trying to make up fake library signage.
Heh. I'm not sure my suggestions were very helpful, then! I like Ginger's list.
Although, I have to say, a pretty good number of them would be deeply pleased with a picture of Tom Hardy with his hand down his pants. But I feel as their mentor and spiritual advisor I am probably not the right avenue for them to come across this particular bit of media.
Ah, you walk a fine line there, Liese.
One Hundred Years of Solitude
Crime and Punishment
In Cold Blood