Didn't glamcookie work in a juvie library for a while? Or volunteer there, or whatever.
Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher.
Xander ,'Touched'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
meara - Oct 28, 2010 7:59:30 am PDT #2478 of 30001
Liese S. - Oct 28, 2010 8:05:21 am PDT #2479 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Wait, you weren't advising me? Never mind. As you were.
Hee. I can see a whole new career for me where I use Tom Hardy camwhore pics as the methodology instead of music. I'd never run out of source material.
Oh, and I love that surfing dog picture. He looks so happy! I meant to say that earlier, but as so often happens, I got distracted by Tom Hardy.
Ginger - Oct 28, 2010 8:09:05 am PDT #2480 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
For fake library signage, I'd say things like "101 Ways to Pick a Lock," "Legal Appeals for Dummies," "How to Get Along with Your Cellmate," "Shiv Sharpening for Fun and Profit," and "Exercise in a Four-Foot Space."
Kate P. - Oct 28, 2010 8:14:36 am PDT #2481 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Nothing very deep, I'm afraid--my floor of the office is doing a prison theme for Halloween, and I am trying to make up fake library signage.
Heh. I'm not sure my suggestions were very helpful, then! I like Ginger's list.
Burrell - Oct 28, 2010 8:14:48 am PDT #2482 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Although, I have to say, a pretty good number of them would be deeply pleased with a picture of Tom Hardy with his hand down his pants. But I feel as their mentor and spiritual advisor I am probably not the right avenue for them to come across this particular bit of media.
Ah, you walk a fine line there, Liese.
Tom Scola - Oct 28, 2010 8:18:29 am PDT #2483 of 30001
hwæt
One Hundred Years of Solitude
Crime and Punishment
In Cold Blood
Jesse - Oct 28, 2010 8:19:17 am PDT #2484 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
For fake library signage, I'd say things like "101 Ways to Pick a Lock," "Legal Appeals for Dummies," "How to Get Along with Your Cellmate," "Shiv Sharpening for Fun and Profit," and "Exercise in a Four-Foot Space."
Hee! These.
Lee - Oct 28, 2010 8:26:49 am PDT #2485 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
All good ideas! I am trying to do a mix of funny and serious ones.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 28, 2010 8:32:53 am PDT #2486 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The Prisoner of Zenda?
aurelia - Oct 28, 2010 8:51:08 am PDT #2487 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
Les Misérables