Didn't glamcookie work in a juvie library for a while? Or volunteer there, or whatever.
I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
meara - Oct 28, 2010 7:59:30 am PDT #2478 of 30001
Liese S. - Oct 28, 2010 8:05:21 am PDT #2479 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Wait, you weren't advising me? Never mind. As you were.
Hee. I can see a whole new career for me where I use Tom Hardy camwhore pics as the methodology instead of music. I'd never run out of source material.
Oh, and I love that surfing dog picture. He looks so happy! I meant to say that earlier, but as so often happens, I got distracted by Tom Hardy.
Ginger - Oct 28, 2010 8:09:05 am PDT #2480 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
For fake library signage, I'd say things like "101 Ways to Pick a Lock," "Legal Appeals for Dummies," "How to Get Along with Your Cellmate," "Shiv Sharpening for Fun and Profit," and "Exercise in a Four-Foot Space."
Kate P. - Oct 28, 2010 8:14:36 am PDT #2481 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Nothing very deep, I'm afraid--my floor of the office is doing a prison theme for Halloween, and I am trying to make up fake library signage.
Heh. I'm not sure my suggestions were very helpful, then! I like Ginger's list.
Burrell - Oct 28, 2010 8:14:48 am PDT #2482 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Although, I have to say, a pretty good number of them would be deeply pleased with a picture of Tom Hardy with his hand down his pants. But I feel as their mentor and spiritual advisor I am probably not the right avenue for them to come across this particular bit of media.
Ah, you walk a fine line there, Liese.
Tom Scola - Oct 28, 2010 8:18:29 am PDT #2483 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
One Hundred Years of Solitude
Crime and Punishment
In Cold Blood
Jesse - Oct 28, 2010 8:19:17 am PDT #2484 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
For fake library signage, I'd say things like "101 Ways to Pick a Lock," "Legal Appeals for Dummies," "How to Get Along with Your Cellmate," "Shiv Sharpening for Fun and Profit," and "Exercise in a Four-Foot Space."
Hee! These.
Lee - Oct 28, 2010 8:26:49 am PDT #2485 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
All good ideas! I am trying to do a mix of funny and serious ones.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 28, 2010 8:32:53 am PDT #2486 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The Prisoner of Zenda?
aurelia - Oct 28, 2010 8:51:08 am PDT #2487 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
Les Misérables