Second best: honey. Bonus: tasty, and goes nicely in warm liquids.
Ooh - I can put honey in some hot tea - that sounds nice.
Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 9:40:12 am PST #17603 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
erin_obscure - Jan 19, 2011 9:40:47 am PST #17604 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Jesse- i got pink eye (just in time for the PixDesign wedding, where i did not notice any furries) and the Dr said it was basically a cold in my eye. You touch a surface with the cold virus, then touch your eye, and voila! Conjunctivitis.
Jesse - Jan 19, 2011 9:44:49 am PST #17605 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I do rub my eyes a lot. Boooo. Except, my doc said it was bacterial, not viral.
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 9:51:46 am PST #17606 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The groom's explanation of the cow? "It just sometimes happens at weddings."
Oh, okay then. No biggie.
Maybe it's a Hasidic thing.
Liese S. - Jan 19, 2011 10:00:42 am PST #17607 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
"It just sometimes happens at weddings."
Really? Does it? I mean, after this wedding, I guess I can say that, but up until this wedding, I have never heard of anyone capable of making that assertion from a factual background.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 19, 2011 10:01:16 am PST #17608 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
The groom's explanation of the cow? "It just sometimes happens at weddings."
Oh, okay then. No biggie.
Maybe it's a Hasidic thing.
Or a tribute to FRINGE.
Hil R. - Jan 19, 2011 10:02:50 am PST #17609 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I have been to a few Hasidic weddings. I've never seen anyone there dressed as a cow.
Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2011 10:08:01 am PST #17610 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Aw man, Leighton Meester is a lucky bitch! She's cute and talented, and had Prince serenade her [link]
javachik - Jan 19, 2011 10:08:54 am PST #17611 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
I just don't get the rude cities thing. I have to tell you, I've been to Philly 10+ times and I am always amazed at how nice the people are. I'm serious.
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 10:09:09 am PST #17612 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I swear Prince made eye contact with me once. I can testify that if he sang at me, I'd pass out.