We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Oct 28, 2010 11:52:27 am PDT #6870 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

registering lots of people who are dead

And then having them vote. No one is disenfranchised by non-people or the undead registering.


Laga - Oct 28, 2010 11:55:25 am PDT #6871 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

thanks, amych. OC registrar was totally unhelpful but I got through to LA County and they said it's totally OK for me to vote at my old address.


amych - Oct 28, 2010 11:55:59 am PDT #6872 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

No one is disenfranchised by non-people or the undead registering.

Fair point. It's really hard to get the zombies to reliably turn out in large numbers on election day. (All-absentee states, your experiences may be different.)


Steph L. - Oct 28, 2010 12:19:41 pm PDT #6873 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It's really hard to get the zombies to reliably turn out in large numbers on election day.

If the crime bosses would follow through on their promises of Brainsssssss for Votessssss, they'd be rocking the polls.


Volans - Oct 28, 2010 12:20:13 pm PDT #6874 of 30000
move out and draw fire

It's really hard to get the zombies to reliably turn out in large numbers on election day.

I don't know...my experience standing in line at the polling place last time seems to disprove this.


Hil R. - Oct 28, 2010 12:27:00 pm PDT #6875 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm not sure I'm allowed to vote this time. I was never registered in DC or Louisiana -- I always voted absentee in New Jersey, which the rules said was OK, since I was in school. But I moved to PA just a little while before the deadline to register here, and I didn't get my forms in on time. But I'm not living in NJ anymore, and I haven't been in school for two months, so I don't think I can vote absentee there, either.


meara - Oct 28, 2010 12:29:58 pm PDT #6876 of 30000

(All-absentee states, your experiences may be different.)

Have you ever tried to get a zombie to put a stamp on something?!?


Daisy Jane - Oct 28, 2010 12:31:33 pm PDT #6877 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

If the crime bosses would follow through on their promises of Brainsssssss for Votessssss, they'd be rocking the polls.

How about a platform of outlawing baseball bats and chainsaws!


Vortex - Oct 28, 2010 12:36:48 pm PDT #6878 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The reason? A date with the Much Younger Family Jeweler.

Your life is a soap opera telenovela.


Barb - Oct 28, 2010 12:37:45 pm PDT #6879 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Tell me about it.

Remember-- this is the same woman who wanted me to write the story of her relationship with my father, to which I responded, "I don't write science fiction, Ma."