I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.

Xander ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Oct 28, 2010 12:19:41 pm PDT #6873 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It's really hard to get the zombies to reliably turn out in large numbers on election day.

If the crime bosses would follow through on their promises of Brainsssssss for Votessssss, they'd be rocking the polls.


Volans - Oct 28, 2010 12:20:13 pm PDT #6874 of 30000
move out and draw fire

It's really hard to get the zombies to reliably turn out in large numbers on election day.

I don't know...my experience standing in line at the polling place last time seems to disprove this.


Hil R. - Oct 28, 2010 12:27:00 pm PDT #6875 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm not sure I'm allowed to vote this time. I was never registered in DC or Louisiana -- I always voted absentee in New Jersey, which the rules said was OK, since I was in school. But I moved to PA just a little while before the deadline to register here, and I didn't get my forms in on time. But I'm not living in NJ anymore, and I haven't been in school for two months, so I don't think I can vote absentee there, either.


meara - Oct 28, 2010 12:29:58 pm PDT #6876 of 30000

(All-absentee states, your experiences may be different.)

Have you ever tried to get a zombie to put a stamp on something?!?


Daisy Jane - Oct 28, 2010 12:31:33 pm PDT #6877 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

If the crime bosses would follow through on their promises of Brainsssssss for Votessssss, they'd be rocking the polls.

How about a platform of outlawing baseball bats and chainsaws!


Vortex - Oct 28, 2010 12:36:48 pm PDT #6878 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The reason? A date with the Much Younger Family Jeweler.

Your life is a soap opera telenovela.


Barb - Oct 28, 2010 12:37:45 pm PDT #6879 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Tell me about it.

Remember-- this is the same woman who wanted me to write the story of her relationship with my father, to which I responded, "I don't write science fiction, Ma."


Maria - Oct 28, 2010 12:44:52 pm PDT #6880 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Lots of ~ma to everyone that needs it. (I am not naming names because I foolishly didn't meara and I am positive I'll forget someone.)

Maria had to take my mother shopping this morning, since the woman refuses to stay put the way she's been ordered to.

t does a double-take But I've been in DC all day....

And now Maria's traumatized because when she was loading the bags into her car, she happened to catch a glimpse inside one of them and spotted a box of Summer's Eve.

o.O t is really glad she's been in DC all day

No, really, it took me 30 seconds to figure out that this is not referring to me.

I just... I have no words.

Neither do I. Sorry, m'dear.

I'm not sure I'm allowed to vote this time.

I don't think you can either. It's a shame too. PA has very close gubernatorial and senatorial races where every vote is necessary.


DavidS - Oct 28, 2010 12:53:24 pm PDT #6881 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Awww, Glam! What a happy cutie boy! (And his moms are very glam worthy too.)


Glamcookie - Oct 28, 2010 12:56:06 pm PDT #6882 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Thanks, man. We are pretty pleased with the little guy. His personality is really starting to assert itself. It's fun to watch.