(All-absentee states, your experiences may be different.)
Have you ever tried to get a zombie to put a stamp on something?!?
Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
meara - Oct 28, 2010 12:29:58 pm PDT #6876 of 30000
Daisy Jane - Oct 28, 2010 12:31:33 pm PDT #6877 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
If the crime bosses would follow through on their promises of Brainsssssss for Votessssss, they'd be rocking the polls.
How about a platform of outlawing baseball bats and chainsaws!
Vortex - Oct 28, 2010 12:36:48 pm PDT #6878 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
The reason? A date with the Much Younger Family Jeweler.
Your life is a soap opera telenovela.
Barb - Oct 28, 2010 12:37:45 pm PDT #6879 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Tell me about it.
Remember-- this is the same woman who wanted me to write the story of her relationship with my father, to which I responded, "I don't write science fiction, Ma."
Maria - Oct 28, 2010 12:44:52 pm PDT #6880 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Lots of ~ma to everyone that needs it. (I am not naming names because I foolishly didn't meara and I am positive I'll forget someone.)
Maria had to take my mother shopping this morning, since the woman refuses to stay put the way she's been ordered to.
t does a double-take But I've been in DC all day....
And now Maria's traumatized because when she was loading the bags into her car, she happened to catch a glimpse inside one of them and spotted a box of Summer's Eve.
o.O t is really glad she's been in DC all day
No, really, it took me 30 seconds to figure out that this is not referring to me.
I just... I have no words.
Neither do I. Sorry, m'dear.
I'm not sure I'm allowed to vote this time.
I don't think you can either. It's a shame too. PA has very close gubernatorial and senatorial races where every vote is necessary.
DavidS - Oct 28, 2010 12:53:24 pm PDT #6881 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Glamcookie - Oct 28, 2010 12:56:06 pm PDT #6882 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Thanks, man. We are pretty pleased with the little guy. His personality is really starting to assert itself. It's fun to watch.
Spidra Webster - Oct 28, 2010 1:01:19 pm PDT #6883 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Just finished filling out my absentee ballot. LA does it differently. There's a scantron form so you have to screw your eyes up good to make sure you're marking the # that corresponds to your intended vote. Phooey.
Consulted SF Bay Guardian, East Bay Express, LA Times, Pasadena Weekly, League of Women Voters and SmartVoter.org
I particularly appreciate the SmartVoter.org site because they cover races that the papers seem to think are too small to matter. Yet it's things like State Board of Equalization and County Assessor that I know the least about.
Maria - Oct 28, 2010 1:01:45 pm PDT #6884 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
OMG that is a lethally cute tiny human, GC! Adorable.
All of you look so wonderfully happy. I hope he's letting you sleep at night now.
Barb - Oct 28, 2010 1:03:24 pm PDT #6885 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
No, really, it took me 30 seconds to figure out that this is not referring to me.
It just means I have two sisters named Maria, that's all.