I mean, I just watched that movie with my 3.5 year-old yesterday. And now I feel dirty!!
DJ, it's a sexy Finding Nemo costume. Yes, really.
One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Oct 04, 2010 10:09:54 am PDT #4909 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
DavidS - Oct 04, 2010 10:11:21 am PDT #4910 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Well, clownfish are sexily hermaphroditic, I guess.
Polter-Cow - Oct 04, 2010 10:15:04 am PDT #4911 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
ION, this whole "Sexy ______ Costume" thing is going some weird places: [link]
What the...buh...I don't...but the...
Daisy Jane - Oct 04, 2010 10:15:44 am PDT #4912 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I..oh. Huh.
tommyrot - Oct 04, 2010 10:17:08 am PDT #4913 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Weird - the "honeybee costume" and the "sexy honeybee costume" look almost equally sexy to me. And the "sexy honeybee costume" is a lot cheaper.
Volans - Oct 04, 2010 10:26:04 am PDT #4914 of 30000
move out and draw fire
I sent that around at work also, and we're in the middle of a "Sexy ___" brainstorm.
So far my favorite, and I think what I'll wear to the Colbert rally, is Sexy Ayn Rand.
Connie Neil - Oct 04, 2010 10:34:58 am PDT #4915 of 30000
brillig
Sexy Ann Coulter . . .
. . . if such is possible . . .
Tom Scola - Oct 04, 2010 10:35:33 am PDT #4916 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Sexy DMV Worker
Sexy Tax Assesor
Sexy Zitherist
Sexy SAT Proctor
omnis_audis - Oct 04, 2010 10:37:31 am PDT #4917 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Edit 2: what do you think is best? I want to wait and meet the professor of the class I want to take in person, but her students' hour is on Wed., and we begin studying on Sunday. Should I email her immediately?I would think an e-mail would be a good thing, to start the dialog rolling. Especially if it's a popular class, and might fill up.
My students have a midterm today, and they're stressing out, and their stress is making me stress out. I've got to figure out how to calm myself down so that my stress doesn't add to their stress and keep circling like that.Take on the evil grin and fingers in front of face thingy and revel in their misery! MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA! Well, it was an idea. Sure I realize it would be opposite of you. Good luck.
Teppy, I am sitting here, back to you, purring for you. Here if ya need me, like a good cat.
My phone has been shut off, and might not be coming back on. S changed the password on the phone web page, which is where I pay my half of the bill. She may have also had my phone shut off.
I think I will not be getting my phone number back. The one I've had for over five years.Yikes! That's tough. Part of me wants to say, this could be a metaphorical way of turning the page, of starting over, of putting the past behind you, and making a clean start. Like college, only not. But the other side of me knows that is your phone number is your contact number for freelance stuff. And that is rough. I would suggest doing a google voice thing, or getting a Magic Jack, which is internet phone. It will e-mail you your voice mail. You can use your mac mic and speakers as a speaker phone. It's $20/year, and $20 for the gizmo. So, first outlay is $40. Then, when you get a cell number (old or new) you can forward that number to your new cell.
I wanted to go back to sleep but there is a child in the house who does not have an inside voice.Two words. Duct. Tape. The louder the kid, the more tape you use. Make sure to get hair and eyebrows to teach a lesson. Or, if you want less pain, maybe just a ball gag.
Jessica - Oct 04, 2010 10:38:00 am PDT #4918 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
But see, at least all of those are HUMAN BEINGS.
Nemo is (a) a children's character and (b) A FISH. I mean, Sexy Princess Jasmine would still be wrong, but at least it would make some kind of sense!!