No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Oct 04, 2010 9:26:58 am PDT #4899 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I went for a dress fitting today and there is still no actual dress. I'm trying very hard not to freak out.


Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2010 9:31:31 am PDT #4900 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

bonny, I'd be tempted to tell her that putting off your clients, even for 5 minutes, isn't possible for you (subtext: because you're not rude) and suggest you meet for breakfast . . . at 6 a.m.

But I'm evil like that. And, also, awake by 6 a.m.


Ginger - Oct 04, 2010 9:33:00 am PDT #4901 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I went for a dress fitting today and there is still no actual dress.

This is beginning to sound like The Emperor's New Clothes.


sj - Oct 04, 2010 9:35:06 am PDT #4902 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Bonny, that is evil. I'm so sorry that you bff is being so rude, especially considering your recent health woes.


Shir - Oct 04, 2010 9:38:32 am PDT #4903 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Bonny and Sean, I'm sorry. People should treat you two SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER, methinks.


beekaytee - Oct 04, 2010 9:54:46 am PDT #4904 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Thanks guys. It's good to know I'm not in left field on my own.

bonny, I'd be tempted to tell her that putting off your clients, even for 5 minutes, isn't possible for you (subtext: because you're not rude) and suggest you meet for breakfast . . . at 6 a.m.

Sparky, this is what I will tell her, if she calls back. Except maybe for the 6am part. I'm not quite up to that! Though going to sleep early tonight is definitely on the schedule.

I can't imagine asking a client to make way for something like this. I know I should have stricter boundaries, but if something important is happening in the room, I don't quit until I absolutely have to.

Accommodating an inconsiderate schedule buster does not fall into the 'have to' category.


Volans - Oct 04, 2010 9:55:07 am PDT #4905 of 30000
move out and draw fire

You may know this already, but if you pin them to a ribbon around your neck rather than to your clothes, they don't pull as much.

I discovered this when I tried to figure out how to take a shower, and repurposed one of my 438 badge lanyards.

Bonny, that's a whine worth whining. Hopefully it will have a happy resolution.

ION, this whole "Sexy ______ Costume" thing is going some weird places: [link]


beekaytee - Oct 04, 2010 9:58:35 am PDT #4906 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

ION, this whole "Sexy ______ Costume" thing is going some weird places: [link]

WHAT?

If you had just described it, without the picture, I might not not believed it. Seriously?

I've always been offended by the sexualization of Disney movies (the three busty blonds in the background of countless scenes in Beauty and the Beast...I'm lookin' at you) but that is ridiculous.

At least use the creature name and not the character. What's the point of that?


Daisy Jane - Oct 04, 2010 10:08:03 am PDT #4907 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

What is it? It's blocked by work.

Also for all us BBD lovers. New Jack Swing [link]


Jessica - Oct 04, 2010 10:09:03 am PDT #4908 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ION, this whole "Sexy ______ Costume" thing is going some weird places

...the hell???

(All I can think of is the Simpsons episode where Patti marries Troy McLure.)