But see, at least all of those are HUMAN BEINGS.
Nemo is (a) a children's character and (b) A FISH. I mean, Sexy Princess Jasmine would still be wrong, but at least it would make some kind of sense!!
Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.
Andrew ,'Damage'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Oct 04, 2010 10:38:00 am PDT #4918 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
omnis_audis - Oct 04, 2010 10:40:37 am PDT #4919 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Oh, and today is a Rainy Day AND a Monday. Staff e-mail went out with October birthdays. Yup, not on it. Whatev. I'm actually ok with that. Not one for being center of attention. And guess what isn't working at home? Yup, the elevator! AGAIN! I told the ladies while paying rent. "what? It hasn't even been 2 weeks" Yeah, tell me something I don't know! I gotta call a lawyer. This is bullshit.
smonster - Oct 04, 2010 10:42:14 am PDT #4920 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Sexy Princess Jasmine would still be wrong, but at least it would make some kind of sense!!
How would you sexy her more? (already regretting the question)
How about Sexy Stapler? Sexy Saguaro Cactus? Sexy Gas Pump?
Jessica - Oct 04, 2010 10:44:11 am PDT #4921 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
How would you sexy her more? (already regretting the question)
Fair point. Hooker shoes?
NoiseDesign - Oct 04, 2010 10:44:19 am PDT #4922 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Sexy proctologist
Volans - Oct 04, 2010 10:44:55 am PDT #4923 of 30000
move out and draw fire
There's also a "Sexy Flower" (the skunk from Bambi) in there. Which isn't quite as bad as Nemo to me.
I must be coming to terms with Furries.
Or maybe it's that Flower is shown as a grownup in the movie for a bit.
smonster - Oct 04, 2010 10:48:07 am PDT #4924 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
How would you sexy her more?
Actually, of all people I can probably best answer my own question, having seen a panoply of eye-searing bellydance costumes. Sheer pantaloons slit up the sides with a thong underneath. Super push-up bra just over the nips.
You're welcome.
Daisy Jane - Oct 04, 2010 10:50:53 am PDT #4925 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
So far my favorite, and I think what I'll wear to the Colbert rally, is Sexy Ayn Rand.
This is excellent. I now want to be sexy Emma Goldman!
Shir - Oct 04, 2010 10:59:21 am PDT #4926 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
What the...buh...I don't...but the...
THAT.
ION. The Awesome Thing I Can't Talk About will have an Awesome (double meaning of awesome, actually. I'm kind of frightened already) Meeting with me next week to see if we can make The Awesome Thing come true.
I'm trying not to freak out, but I'm actually somewhat more worried about what you'll make up from my codes.
Tom Scola - Oct 04, 2010 11:05:23 am PDT #4927 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Sexy Grace Hopper