Sexy DMV Worker
Sexy Tax Assesor
Sexy Zitherist
Sexy SAT Proctor

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Edit 2: what do you think is best? I want to wait and meet the professor of the class I want to take in person, but her students' hour is on Wed., and we begin studying on Sunday. Should I email her immediately?

I would think an e-mail would be a good thing, to start the dialog rolling. Especially if it's a popular class, and might fill up.

My students have a midterm today, and they're stressing out, and their stress is making me stress out. I've got to figure out how to calm myself down so that my stress doesn't add to their stress and keep circling like that.

Take on the evil grin and fingers in front of face thingy and revel in their misery! MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA! Well, it was an idea. Sure I realize it would be opposite of you. Good luck.

Teppy, I am sitting here, back to you, purring for you. Here if ya need me, like a good cat.

My phone has been shut off, and might not be coming back on. S changed the password on the phone web page, which is where I pay my half of the bill. She may have also had my phone shut off.

I think I will not be getting my phone number back. The one I've had for over five years.

Yikes! That's tough. Part of me wants to say, this could be a metaphorical way of turning the page, of starting over, of putting the past behind you, and making a clean start. Like college, only not. But the other side of me knows that is your phone number is your contact number for freelance stuff. And that is rough. I would suggest doing a google voice thing, or getting a Magic Jack, which is internet phone. It will e-mail you your voice mail. You can use your mac mic and speakers as a speaker phone. It's $20/year, and $20 for the gizmo. So, first outlay is $40. Then, when you get a cell number (old or new) you can forward that number to your new cell.

I wanted to go back to sleep but there is a child in the house who does not have an inside voice.

Two words. Duct. Tape. The louder the kid, the more tape you use. Make sure to get hair and eyebrows to teach a lesson. Or, if you want less pain, maybe just a ball gag.

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But see, at least all of those are HUMAN BEINGS.

Nemo is (a) a children's character and (b) A FISH. I mean, Sexy Princess Jasmine would still be wrong, but at least it would make some kind of sense!!

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Oh, and today is a Rainy Day AND a Monday. Staff e-mail went out with October birthdays. Yup, not on it. Whatev. I'm actually ok with that. Not one for being center of attention. And guess what isn't working at home? Yup, the elevator! AGAIN! I told the ladies while paying rent. "what? It hasn't even been 2 weeks" Yeah, tell me something I don't know! I gotta call a lawyer. This is bullshit.

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Sexy Princess Jasmine would still be wrong, but at least it would make some kind of sense!!

How would you sexy her more? (already regretting the question)

How about Sexy Stapler? Sexy Saguaro Cactus? Sexy Gas Pump?

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How would you sexy her more? (already regretting the question)

Fair point. Hooker shoes?

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Sexy proctologist

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There's also a "Sexy Flower" (the skunk from Bambi) in there. Which isn't quite as bad as Nemo to me.

I must be coming to terms with Furries.

Or maybe it's that Flower is shown as a grownup in the movie for a bit.

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How would you sexy her more?

Actually, of all people I can probably best answer my own question, having seen a panoply of eye-searing bellydance costumes. Sheer pantaloons slit up the sides with a thong underneath. Super push-up bra just over the nips.

You're welcome.

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So far my favorite, and I think what I'll wear to the Colbert rally, is Sexy Ayn Rand.

This is excellent. I now want to be sexy Emma Goldman!

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