Darn your sinister attraction!

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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Oct 04, 2010 9:38:32 am PDT #4903 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Bonny and Sean, I'm sorry. People should treat you two SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER, methinks.


beekaytee - Oct 04, 2010 9:54:46 am PDT #4904 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Thanks guys. It's good to know I'm not in left field on my own.

bonny, I'd be tempted to tell her that putting off your clients, even for 5 minutes, isn't possible for you (subtext: because you're not rude) and suggest you meet for breakfast . . . at 6 a.m.

Sparky, this is what I will tell her, if she calls back. Except maybe for the 6am part. I'm not quite up to that! Though going to sleep early tonight is definitely on the schedule.

I can't imagine asking a client to make way for something like this. I know I should have stricter boundaries, but if something important is happening in the room, I don't quit until I absolutely have to.

Accommodating an inconsiderate schedule buster does not fall into the 'have to' category.


Volans - Oct 04, 2010 9:55:07 am PDT #4905 of 30000
move out and draw fire

You may know this already, but if you pin them to a ribbon around your neck rather than to your clothes, they don't pull as much.

I discovered this when I tried to figure out how to take a shower, and repurposed one of my 438 badge lanyards.

Bonny, that's a whine worth whining. Hopefully it will have a happy resolution.

ION, this whole "Sexy ______ Costume" thing is going some weird places: [link]


beekaytee - Oct 04, 2010 9:58:35 am PDT #4906 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

ION, this whole "Sexy ______ Costume" thing is going some weird places: [link]

WHAT?

If you had just described it, without the picture, I might not not believed it. Seriously?

I've always been offended by the sexualization of Disney movies (the three busty blonds in the background of countless scenes in Beauty and the Beast...I'm lookin' at you) but that is ridiculous.

At least use the creature name and not the character. What's the point of that?


Daisy Jane - Oct 04, 2010 10:08:03 am PDT #4907 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

What is it? It's blocked by work.

Also for all us BBD lovers. New Jack Swing [link]


Jessica - Oct 04, 2010 10:09:03 am PDT #4908 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ION, this whole "Sexy ______ Costume" thing is going some weird places

...the hell???

(All I can think of is the Simpsons episode where Patti marries Troy McLure.)


Jessica - Oct 04, 2010 10:09:54 am PDT #4909 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I mean, I just watched that movie with my 3.5 year-old yesterday. And now I feel dirty!!

DJ, it's a sexy Finding Nemo costume. Yes, really.


DavidS - Oct 04, 2010 10:11:21 am PDT #4910 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, clownfish are sexily hermaphroditic, I guess.


Polter-Cow - Oct 04, 2010 10:15:04 am PDT #4911 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

ION, this whole "Sexy ______ Costume" thing is going some weird places: [link]

What the...buh...I don't...but the...


Daisy Jane - Oct 04, 2010 10:15:44 am PDT #4912 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I..oh. Huh.