Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Oct 04, 2010 10:08:03 am PDT #4907 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

What is it? It's blocked by work.

Also for all us BBD lovers. New Jack Swing [link]


Jessica - Oct 04, 2010 10:09:03 am PDT #4908 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ION, this whole "Sexy ______ Costume" thing is going some weird places

...the hell???

(All I can think of is the Simpsons episode where Patti marries Troy McLure.)


Jessica - Oct 04, 2010 10:09:54 am PDT #4909 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I mean, I just watched that movie with my 3.5 year-old yesterday. And now I feel dirty!!

DJ, it's a sexy Finding Nemo costume. Yes, really.


DavidS - Oct 04, 2010 10:11:21 am PDT #4910 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, clownfish are sexily hermaphroditic, I guess.


Polter-Cow - Oct 04, 2010 10:15:04 am PDT #4911 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

ION, this whole "Sexy ______ Costume" thing is going some weird places: [link]

What the...buh...I don't...but the...


Daisy Jane - Oct 04, 2010 10:15:44 am PDT #4912 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I..oh. Huh.


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2010 10:17:08 am PDT #4913 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Weird - the "honeybee costume" and the "sexy honeybee costume" look almost equally sexy to me. And the "sexy honeybee costume" is a lot cheaper.


Volans - Oct 04, 2010 10:26:04 am PDT #4914 of 30000
move out and draw fire

I sent that around at work also, and we're in the middle of a "Sexy ___" brainstorm.

So far my favorite, and I think what I'll wear to the Colbert rally, is Sexy Ayn Rand.


Connie Neil - Oct 04, 2010 10:34:58 am PDT #4915 of 30000
brillig

Sexy Ann Coulter . . .

. . . if such is possible . . .


Tom Scola - Oct 04, 2010 10:35:33 am PDT #4916 of 30000
hwæt

Sexy DMV Worker
Sexy Tax Assesor
Sexy Zitherist
Sexy SAT Proctor