I'll be in my bunk.

Jayne ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Oct 04, 2010 10:08:03 am PDT #4907 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

What is it? It's blocked by work.

Also for all us BBD lovers. New Jack Swing [link]


Jessica - Oct 04, 2010 10:09:03 am PDT #4908 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ION, this whole "Sexy ______ Costume" thing is going some weird places

...the hell???

(All I can think of is the Simpsons episode where Patti marries Troy McLure.)


Jessica - Oct 04, 2010 10:09:54 am PDT #4909 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I mean, I just watched that movie with my 3.5 year-old yesterday. And now I feel dirty!!

DJ, it's a sexy Finding Nemo costume. Yes, really.


DavidS - Oct 04, 2010 10:11:21 am PDT #4910 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, clownfish are sexily hermaphroditic, I guess.


Polter-Cow - Oct 04, 2010 10:15:04 am PDT #4911 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

ION, this whole "Sexy ______ Costume" thing is going some weird places: [link]

What the...buh...I don't...but the...


Daisy Jane - Oct 04, 2010 10:15:44 am PDT #4912 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I..oh. Huh.


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2010 10:17:08 am PDT #4913 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Weird - the "honeybee costume" and the "sexy honeybee costume" look almost equally sexy to me. And the "sexy honeybee costume" is a lot cheaper.


Volans - Oct 04, 2010 10:26:04 am PDT #4914 of 30000
move out and draw fire

I sent that around at work also, and we're in the middle of a "Sexy ___" brainstorm.

So far my favorite, and I think what I'll wear to the Colbert rally, is Sexy Ayn Rand.


Connie Neil - Oct 04, 2010 10:34:58 am PDT #4915 of 30000
brillig

Sexy Ann Coulter . . .

. . . if such is possible . . .


Tom Scola - Oct 04, 2010 10:35:33 am PDT #4916 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Sexy DMV Worker
Sexy Tax Assesor
Sexy Zitherist
Sexy SAT Proctor