We didn't have sex, if that's what you mean. That's all I do now, not have sex.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Oct 03, 2010 10:47:54 am PDT #4809 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Yay for Fixodent.

Boo for rain on party day. (Chucky Cheese maybe?)

Awesome on Job interview for Shir! You will wow them, just like you wow us! Maybe even more, because they get to work with you in person!


Laga - Oct 03, 2010 12:43:52 pm PDT #4810 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

8:20 eastern is 5:20 pacific, right?


hippocampus - Oct 03, 2010 12:54:50 pm PDT #4811 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

yes


Laga - Oct 03, 2010 12:56:08 pm PDT #4812 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

cool, thanks.


sj - Oct 03, 2010 2:41:54 pm PDT #4813 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

We had dinner with both sets of TCG's parents this weekend. Both are not happy about not being able to come to the elopement. Now can we have a real weekend?


Jessica - Oct 03, 2010 2:51:46 pm PDT #4814 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH WHY WON'T MY KID JUST FUCKING POOP WHEN HE HAS TO POOP!!!!??????

t /seriously unable to cope with this any more

Does Miralax have a flavor? The pediatric version is "fruit punch" flavored, which is (a) nasty and (b) impossible to sneak into a cup of milk or OJ. (Little Tummy's makes a chocolate-drops children's laxitive, but it's a stimulant rather than a softener, and so not safe to give every day.)


sj - Oct 03, 2010 2:54:27 pm PDT #4815 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jessica, have you tried mineral oil? My cousin used to slip that in a milk shake for her kid.


Jessica - Oct 03, 2010 2:54:30 pm PDT #4816 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

(Apologies to the non-parents in this thread. I do so envy those of you who have lives outside of bowel movements.)


Jessica - Oct 03, 2010 2:55:05 pm PDT #4817 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Mineral oil is not recommended for kids under 12 without a doctor's supervision.


hippocampus - Oct 03, 2010 2:57:42 pm PDT #4818 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Jessica. Prunes. Seriously. Prune juice. Quartered prunes. We have been there.