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The King of Cups expects a picnic. But this is not his birthday!
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
hippocampus - Oct 03, 2010 12:54:50 pm PDT #4811 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
Laga - Oct 03, 2010 12:56:08 pm PDT #4812 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
cool, thanks.
sj - Oct 03, 2010 2:41:54 pm PDT #4813 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
We had dinner with both sets of TCG's parents this weekend. Both are not happy about not being able to come to the elopement. Now can we have a real weekend?
Jessica - Oct 03, 2010 2:51:46 pm PDT #4814 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH WHY WON'T MY KID JUST FUCKING POOP WHEN HE HAS TO POOP!!!!??????
t /seriously unable to cope with this any more
Does Miralax have a flavor? The pediatric version is "fruit punch" flavored, which is (a) nasty and (b) impossible to sneak into a cup of milk or OJ. (Little Tummy's makes a chocolate-drops children's laxitive, but it's a stimulant rather than a softener, and so not safe to give every day.)
sj - Oct 03, 2010 2:54:27 pm PDT #4815 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Jessica, have you tried mineral oil? My cousin used to slip that in a milk shake for her kid.
Jessica - Oct 03, 2010 2:54:30 pm PDT #4816 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
(Apologies to the non-parents in this thread. I do so envy those of you who have lives outside of bowel movements.)
Jessica - Oct 03, 2010 2:55:05 pm PDT #4817 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Mineral oil is not recommended for kids under 12 without a doctor's supervision.
hippocampus - Oct 03, 2010 2:57:42 pm PDT #4818 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
Jessica. Prunes. Seriously. Prune juice. Quartered prunes. We have been there.
Deena - Oct 03, 2010 2:59:37 pm PDT #4819 of 30000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Also, raisins, also fresh fruit he really loves in large quantities.... Also been there.
Jessica - Oct 03, 2010 3:00:18 pm PDT #4820 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Short of fois-gras style force feeding, prune juice has been a no-go for us.
We're already doing oatmeal with dried fruit every morning for breakfast, and Fiber Gummies at dinnertime. The problem isn't fiber, it's willpower.