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Jessica - Oct 03, 2010 2:51:46 pm PDT #4814 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH WHY WON'T MY KID JUST FUCKING POOP WHEN HE HAS TO POOP!!!!??????

t /seriously unable to cope with this any more

Does Miralax have a flavor? The pediatric version is "fruit punch" flavored, which is (a) nasty and (b) impossible to sneak into a cup of milk or OJ. (Little Tummy's makes a chocolate-drops children's laxitive, but it's a stimulant rather than a softener, and so not safe to give every day.)

sj - Oct 03, 2010 2:54:27 pm PDT #4815 of 30000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jessica, have you tried mineral oil? My cousin used to slip that in a milk shake for her kid.

Jessica - Oct 03, 2010 2:54:30 pm PDT #4816 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

(Apologies to the non-parents in this thread. I do so envy those of you who have lives outside of bowel movements.)

Jessica - Oct 03, 2010 2:55:05 pm PDT #4817 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Mineral oil is not recommended for kids under 12 without a doctor's supervision.

hippocampus - Oct 03, 2010 2:57:42 pm PDT #4818 of 30000

not your mom's socks.

Jessica. Prunes. Seriously. Prune juice. Quartered prunes. We have been there.

Deena - Oct 03, 2010 2:59:37 pm PDT #4819 of 30000

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Also, raisins, also fresh fruit he really loves in large quantities.... Also been there.

Jessica - Oct 03, 2010 3:00:18 pm PDT #4820 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Short of fois-gras style force feeding, prune juice has been a no-go for us.

We're already doing oatmeal with dried fruit every morning for breakfast, and Fiber Gummies at dinnertime. The problem isn't fiber, it's willpower.

quester - Oct 03, 2010 3:00:51 pm PDT #4821 of 30000

Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Small first-world bitch: I just found out that I don't have a ride to a niece's wedding. The sister I live with and her spouse are distancing themselves from me and are planning a weekend activity that includes other things besides the wedding and staying over-night, so no ride there. And my brother is taking both of his in-town married daughters plus spouses and grand-kids, so no ride there.

If it weren't a matter of hours away, I would just drive myself. But with the Fibromyalgia, I don't feel comfortable spending hours on the highway, stuck in one position and maintaining my concentration level.

I don't have the where-with-all to stay overnight myself, so I'm not sure what I'm going to do.

Well, I was basing my worry on driving from my old home town and it was a good 3-4 hour drive. Turns out it's only about 2 from my new home town. So, Nevermind!

hippocampus - Oct 03, 2010 3:01:33 pm PDT #4822 of 30000

not your mom's socks.

Oi. That sucks.

Bribery?

flea - Oct 03, 2010 3:02:20 pm PDT #4823 of 30000

information libertarian

Speaking as a woman whose firstborn only pooped while wearing a diaper and hiding in a closet until about 3.5, you have my sympathies. No advice, but sympathy.

Edit: uh, that was to Jessica.

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