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Jessica - Sep 23, 2010 3:27:50 pm PDT #3883 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

You know who's sitting there between Zimbabwe and Swaziland, with a 96% increase in maternal mortality since 1990? The good ol' US of A.

It's much easier to have a high percentage increase when starting from a low initial number. The US had an increase during that time period from around 10 maternal deaths per 100,000 births to around 19, both of which are still extremely low numbers.

For comparison, Zimbabwe in 2005 had a maternal mortality ratio of 880.

omnis_audis - Sep 23, 2010 3:32:03 pm PDT #3884 of 30000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I am confirmed for TWO dates with TWO different women this weekend. I swear, I am not a player! This never happens to me. (and by that I mean, cute coworker confirmed dinner for Friday).

:: hides in corner blushing ::

amych - Sep 23, 2010 3:34:27 pm PDT #3885 of 30000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

omnis and TWO WIMMINS! Sittin' in a tree! Presumably at different times, but otherwise is cool if consensual and happy by everyone, and I'm so far from rhyming by now!

Barb - Sep 23, 2010 3:41:41 pm PDT #3886 of 30000

“Not dead yet!”

I believe amych speaks for all of us, omnis!

Get on wit yo bad self!

omnis_audis - Sep 23, 2010 3:45:06 pm PDT #3887 of 30000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Well I hope to! Far too long of a dry spell. I feel like a mummy!

um. ION - Apparently too much cleavage is bad for Sesame Street: [link] C'mon people! If anyone knows what those things are for, it's the youngens (says the guy with no kids, but has no problem with cleavage).

DavidS - Sep 23, 2010 3:47:13 pm PDT #3888 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Omnis, you slut!

omnis_audis - Sep 23, 2010 3:51:36 pm PDT #3889 of 30000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

that's POTENTIAL slut. I gotta get some first. But wait! First dates. Not the goal.

Laga - Sep 23, 2010 3:55:39 pm PDT #3890 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

That's more dates than I've had in... oh god I don't even want to figure that out.

Spidra Webster - Sep 23, 2010 3:57:37 pm PDT #3891 of 30000

I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Congrats, omni. I suggest you watch a couple farces to know what *not* to do when keeping multiple fish on the line. ;-) < YES I USED AN EMOTICON

Steph L. - Sep 23, 2010 4:16:30 pm PDT #3892 of 30000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

I suggest you watch a couple farces to know what *not* to do when keeping multiple fish on the line.

Or Three's Company.

Does that count as a farce?

I miss John Ritter.

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