I am confirmed for TWO dates with TWO different women this weekend. I swear, I am not a player! This never happens to me. (and by that I mean, cute coworker confirmed dinner for Friday).
:: hides in corner blushing ::
I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.
Dawn ,'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
omnis_audis - Sep 23, 2010 3:32:03 pm PDT #3884 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
amych - Sep 23, 2010 3:34:27 pm PDT #3885 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
omnis and TWO WIMMINS! Sittin' in a tree! Presumably at different times, but otherwise is cool if consensual and happy by everyone, and I'm so far from rhyming by now!
Barb - Sep 23, 2010 3:41:41 pm PDT #3886 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I believe amych speaks for all of us, omnis!
Get on wit yo bad self!
omnis_audis - Sep 23, 2010 3:45:06 pm PDT #3887 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Well I hope to! Far too long of a dry spell. I feel like a mummy!
um. ION - Apparently too much cleavage is bad for Sesame Street: [link] C'mon people! If anyone knows what those things are for, it's the youngens (says the guy with no kids, but has no problem with cleavage).
DavidS - Sep 23, 2010 3:47:13 pm PDT #3888 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Omnis, you slut!
omnis_audis - Sep 23, 2010 3:51:36 pm PDT #3889 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
that's POTENTIAL slut. I gotta get some first. But wait! First dates. Not the goal.
Laga - Sep 23, 2010 3:55:39 pm PDT #3890 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
That's more dates than I've had in... oh god I don't even want to figure that out.
Spidra Webster - Sep 23, 2010 3:57:37 pm PDT #3891 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Congrats, omni. I suggest you watch a couple farces to know what *not* to do when keeping multiple fish on the line. ;-) < YES I USED AN EMOTICON
Steph L. - Sep 23, 2010 4:16:30 pm PDT #3892 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I suggest you watch a couple farces to know what *not* to do when keeping multiple fish on the line.
Or Three's Company.
Does that count as a farce?
I miss John Ritter.
Barb - Sep 23, 2010 4:17:08 pm PDT #3893 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I miss John Ritter.
Word.