You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Sep 23, 2010 3:45:06 pm PDT #3887 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Well I hope to! Far too long of a dry spell. I feel like a mummy!

um. ION - Apparently too much cleavage is bad for Sesame Street: [link] C'mon people! If anyone knows what those things are for, it's the youngens (says the guy with no kids, but has no problem with cleavage).


DavidS - Sep 23, 2010 3:47:13 pm PDT #3888 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Omnis, you slut!


omnis_audis - Sep 23, 2010 3:51:36 pm PDT #3889 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

that's POTENTIAL slut. I gotta get some first. But wait! First dates. Not the goal.


Laga - Sep 23, 2010 3:55:39 pm PDT #3890 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

That's more dates than I've had in... oh god I don't even want to figure that out.


Spidra Webster - Sep 23, 2010 3:57:37 pm PDT #3891 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Congrats, omni. I suggest you watch a couple farces to know what *not* to do when keeping multiple fish on the line. ;-) < YES I USED AN EMOTICON


Steph L. - Sep 23, 2010 4:16:30 pm PDT #3892 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I suggest you watch a couple farces to know what *not* to do when keeping multiple fish on the line.

Or Three's Company.

Does that count as a farce?

I miss John Ritter.


Barb - Sep 23, 2010 4:17:08 pm PDT #3893 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I miss John Ritter.

Word.


Barb - Sep 23, 2010 8:27:27 pm PDT #3894 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Did anyone watch "My Generation" tonight?


Trudy Booth - Sep 23, 2010 8:39:00 pm PDT #3895 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Tonights sleep aid attempt is two gin-n-tonics.

For a big girl I really am a lightweight.

I got home, took the dog out, and she's all "gimme a combo" and I'm all "fuck you. poop and then you can have a combo"

Finally she pooped but I think she might ahev vaked it, it as was dark and I did not see actual pooops.

Now I'm going to bed. Wish me luck with the "sleeping" thing.


omnis_audis - Sep 23, 2010 10:33:44 pm PDT #3896 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I get home from work at 8:30. I eat some jumbalaya. And between being a bit tired, and I'm guessing carb coma, pass OUT in fluffy the chair while watching the Yankees game. I remember the Yanks being up 2 to 1. I wake up in the 8th and the Yanks are down 10-3. What the hell. Not only did I sleep through a lot of loud commercials, but... what the hell.

Now it's midnight, and I get the feeling sleep will be elusive. :: sigh ::