Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Sep 13, 2011 12:32:39 pm PDT #29468 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Yes, but horrible, HORRIBLE vodka. Someone who's opinion I trust said it was like what they imagined drinking Dan Aykroyd's sweat would be like.


§ ita § - Sep 13, 2011 12:34:01 pm PDT #29469 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have Crystal Head. It's not as nice as my favourites, but it's not bad.


DavidS - Sep 13, 2011 12:42:40 pm PDT #29470 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yes, but horrible, HORRIBLE vodka.

I can't really imagine that to be so. It's filtered three times, so it should be just a neutral spirit with very few impurities.


Toddson - Sep 13, 2011 12:47:23 pm PDT #29471 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Well, you could use the vodka for either a mix with something strongly flavored or, at a pinch, for cleaning (isn't vodka good for removing ... something ... from clothes?), or for that manicure that was linked a while ago (soak polished nails in vodka for a while, then transfer newsprint to the nails). Then refill it with something you do like. Possibly absinthe? or something pink?


Beverly - Sep 13, 2011 12:51:45 pm PDT #29472 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Skull votive glass. No vodka.


Connie Neil - Sep 13, 2011 12:56:09 pm PDT #29473 of 30000
brillig

That's my new skull!

edit: what a pity I couldn't yell that somewhere in a crowd that would appreciate the idea of having a wardrobe of skulls.


DebetEsse - Sep 13, 2011 1:04:13 pm PDT #29474 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

cheap vodka is good, when diluted, as an unscented alternative to febreeze.


Toddson - Sep 13, 2011 1:08:52 pm PDT #29475 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

THAT's what I was thinking of! Thanks!


Atropa - Sep 13, 2011 1:11:41 pm PDT #29476 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Right now I don't drink enough to justify spending the money on the Crystal Head vodka. Stupid antibiotics.

KITTENPOCALYPSE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED. Trinian is really, really unthrilled. I get the impression Ruthven is hissing because he's confused. Both Vlad and Erzabet have walked up to Ruthven and touched noses, which I'm taking as a hopeful sign.

Vlad and Erzabet are in a state of HOLY CRAP THIS PLACE IS HUGE!


Amy - Sep 13, 2011 1:41:12 pm PDT #29477 of 30000
Because books.

KITTENPOCALYPSE!!!

I love their names so very much.