These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Sep 13, 2011 1:11:41 pm PDT #29476 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Right now I don't drink enough to justify spending the money on the Crystal Head vodka. Stupid antibiotics.

KITTENPOCALYPSE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED. Trinian is really, really unthrilled. I get the impression Ruthven is hissing because he's confused. Both Vlad and Erzabet have walked up to Ruthven and touched noses, which I'm taking as a hopeful sign.

Vlad and Erzabet are in a state of HOLY CRAP THIS PLACE IS HUGE!


Amy - Sep 13, 2011 1:41:12 pm PDT #29477 of 30000
Because books.

KITTENPOCALYPSE!!!

I love their names so very much.


Atropa - Sep 13, 2011 1:46:20 pm PDT #29478 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I love their names so very much.

What cracks me up about our cat-naming habits is that *I* am not the one who picked the Dracula -related names. Pete was the one who named Tzepesh, and is also the one who picked Vlad. I picked appropriate vampire-themed names for Ruthven and Erzabet, but only after Pete had chosen the other names.

And he says he's not a Goth.

Aaaaand Trin just hissed at Ruthven when he tried to sniff her in solidarity. Poor cranky old girlkitty.


Cass - Sep 13, 2011 1:54:50 pm PDT #29479 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh, poor Trin.

And he says he's not a Goth.

Aw, bless his misguided black heart.


§ ita § - Sep 13, 2011 2:00:51 pm PDT #29480 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Pete's not a what???

Jilli, did you know that I used to be a Goth? I'm not sure I've ever copped to my fake Gothness. But I do remember seeing the first iteration of my web site (back when people actually *did* personal web sites) on a list of Goth sites. And there was Goth clubbing in Detroit.

But I never worked out how to be black and be a Goth, and also I am too random to be anything.


Atropa - Sep 13, 2011 2:09:10 pm PDT #29481 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, did you know that I used to be a Goth?

Bweeeee! No, you never told me! Are there pictures?

But I never worked out how to be black and be a Goth

I have a whole post on GCS about such a thing, and had many people carefully beta-read for me, because I did not want to do any well-intentioned white lady RaceFail.


§ ita § - Sep 13, 2011 2:13:38 pm PDT #29482 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Are there pictures?

Not a single one! But I have a suspicion that I posted on Goth newsgroups, with that very question--how do melanin and Gothery work together? I still don't think I could do it justice, so it's just dark vampy clothing on me.


smonster - Sep 13, 2011 2:55:24 pm PDT #29483 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Update. I am home, roommate is home. I don't know if she's read my email, but she hasn't answered. I'm out of the kitchen, I think.

Dear lord, so tired. One of my favorite bands is playing tomorrow, and I don't think I'm going to be able to go.


Atropa - Sep 13, 2011 2:58:21 pm PDT #29484 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I still don't think I could do it justice, so it's just dark vampy clothing on me.

Hmmph. I am certain you could do it justice. Man, I would love to get you all gothed up and go dancing with you. That would be so much fun.

But I suspect that your reasons are similar to the ones Pete has about how he's not a Goth. He says he's not into the music and the lifestyle as much as someone who is a Goth should be. Which means he's secretly an elitist Gother-Than-Thou type, which makes me giggle.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 13, 2011 3:03:59 pm PDT #29485 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Dear lord, so tired. One of my favorite bands is playing tomorrow, and I don't think I'm going to be able to go.

Aw, you don't have to make that call right now! A lot can happen between now and then. Also, who's playing and where?