And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Sep 13, 2011 12:56:09 pm PDT #29473 of 30000
brillig

That's my new skull!

edit: what a pity I couldn't yell that somewhere in a crowd that would appreciate the idea of having a wardrobe of skulls.


DebetEsse - Sep 13, 2011 1:04:13 pm PDT #29474 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

cheap vodka is good, when diluted, as an unscented alternative to febreeze.


Toddson - Sep 13, 2011 1:08:52 pm PDT #29475 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

THAT's what I was thinking of! Thanks!


Atropa - Sep 13, 2011 1:11:41 pm PDT #29476 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Right now I don't drink enough to justify spending the money on the Crystal Head vodka. Stupid antibiotics.

KITTENPOCALYPSE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED. Trinian is really, really unthrilled. I get the impression Ruthven is hissing because he's confused. Both Vlad and Erzabet have walked up to Ruthven and touched noses, which I'm taking as a hopeful sign.

Vlad and Erzabet are in a state of HOLY CRAP THIS PLACE IS HUGE!


Amy - Sep 13, 2011 1:41:12 pm PDT #29477 of 30000
Because books.

KITTENPOCALYPSE!!!

I love their names so very much.


Atropa - Sep 13, 2011 1:46:20 pm PDT #29478 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I love their names so very much.

What cracks me up about our cat-naming habits is that *I* am not the one who picked the Dracula -related names. Pete was the one who named Tzepesh, and is also the one who picked Vlad. I picked appropriate vampire-themed names for Ruthven and Erzabet, but only after Pete had chosen the other names.

And he says he's not a Goth.

Aaaaand Trin just hissed at Ruthven when he tried to sniff her in solidarity. Poor cranky old girlkitty.


Cass - Sep 13, 2011 1:54:50 pm PDT #29479 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh, poor Trin.

And he says he's not a Goth.

Aw, bless his misguided black heart.


§ ita § - Sep 13, 2011 2:00:51 pm PDT #29480 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Pete's not a what???

Jilli, did you know that I used to be a Goth? I'm not sure I've ever copped to my fake Gothness. But I do remember seeing the first iteration of my web site (back when people actually *did* personal web sites) on a list of Goth sites. And there was Goth clubbing in Detroit.

But I never worked out how to be black and be a Goth, and also I am too random to be anything.


Atropa - Sep 13, 2011 2:09:10 pm PDT #29481 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, did you know that I used to be a Goth?

Bweeeee! No, you never told me! Are there pictures?

But I never worked out how to be black and be a Goth

I have a whole post on GCS about such a thing, and had many people carefully beta-read for me, because I did not want to do any well-intentioned white lady RaceFail.


§ ita § - Sep 13, 2011 2:13:38 pm PDT #29482 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Are there pictures?

Not a single one! But I have a suspicion that I posted on Goth newsgroups, with that very question--how do melanin and Gothery work together? I still don't think I could do it justice, so it's just dark vampy clothing on me.