I think I might be about to visit an emergency vet. Frankie was off when we went to bed - I thought he might have eaten something off the ground at the park or at the courtyard. He was pacing, and his belly seemed a bit distended, and he was breathing a little shallower and hoarser than normal. Eventually he settled, stretched out, on the bed next to me, and I listened to him for a while and then fell asleep... and then woke up 15 minutes ago to find he had peed himself and the bed. I assume it was pee? It was yellowish and salty-smelling.

Took him for a walk, he peed fine but no pooping, and I'm not sure the last time he pooped. Can't remember if he did this morning, didn't at the park, may have at the courtyard?

Uggh.

And now he's chasing the cats. WTF.

Just finished wrapping my goddaughter's birthday presents and there is glitter everywhere. I suppose I should have thought of that before I pounced on the shiny wrapping paper.

I want to be covered in glitter. But I don't think I'm allowed to take baths until Sunday.

Smonster, that sounds more like vomit than pee. I've definitely seen yellow puke from dogs.

Yeah, I agree. And that's a lot less worrying than the peeing would be, if no less gross.

Vortex,

I'm not seeing the glitter problem. Glitter is awesome.

Please explain.

Decided to monitor him for the moment. Pretty sure it was pee - there were drops on the floor and his lower side was soaked.

Late for haircut.

Aw, smonster, I hope Frankie's feeling better,

And I'm getting my hair cut, too! I think I'm going to lop off many, many inches and take it short. I'm so contrary-- most people cut their hair short for summer-- what am I doing? Cutting it as we're heading into fall.

Woo hoo, haircut!! It verges on skater punk. I liked the stylist, and we might go get a drink sometime.