Just finished wrapping my goddaughter's birthday presents and there is glitter everywhere. I suppose I should have thought of that before I pounced on the shiny wrapping paper.
Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Sep 09, 2011 11:39:44 pm PDT #29308 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
§ ita § - Sep 10, 2011 4:03:08 am PDT #29309 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I want to be covered in glitter. But I don't think I'm allowed to take baths until Sunday.
DebetEsse - Sep 10, 2011 4:48:17 am PDT #29310 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Smonster, that sounds more like vomit than pee. I've definitely seen yellow puke from dogs.
brenda m - Sep 10, 2011 5:36:17 am PDT #29311 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Yeah, I agree. And that's a lot less worrying than the peeing would be, if no less gross.
le nubian - Sep 10, 2011 5:48:44 am PDT #29312 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Vortex,
I'm not seeing the glitter problem. Glitter is awesome.
Please explain.
smonster - Sep 10, 2011 5:51:57 am PDT #29313 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Decided to monitor him for the moment. Pretty sure it was pee - there were drops on the floor and his lower side was soaked.
Late for haircut.
Barb - Sep 10, 2011 6:35:33 am PDT #29314 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Aw, smonster, I hope Frankie's feeling better,
And I'm getting my hair cut, too! I think I'm going to lop off many, many inches and take it short. I'm so contrary-- most people cut their hair short for summer-- what am I doing? Cutting it as we're heading into fall.
smonster - Sep 10, 2011 7:28:56 am PDT #29315 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Woo hoo, haircut!! It verges on skater punk. I liked the stylist, and we might go get a drink sometime.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 10, 2011 7:35:24 am PDT #29316 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I liked the stylist, and we might go get a drink sometime.
HAAAAA. Glad my Stardust rec worked out. Just texted you.
amyth - Sep 10, 2011 9:20:03 am PDT #29317 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
smonster, hope Frankie's OK!
I just got my hair cut too, and my hairdresser's lending me a suitcase for France. And noise-cancelling headphones, an eye mask, and a neck pillow. And we're starting a book club. We're going to read all of those books we read as pre-teens: Judy Blume books, Clan of the Cave Bear, The Burning Bed, etc. It's going to be AMAZING. I've been going to this hairdresser for, I don't know, 15-20 years? This is why.