Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zoe: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Sep 09, 2011 10:52:46 pm PDT #29307 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

And now he's chasing the cats. WTF.


Vortex - Sep 09, 2011 11:39:44 pm PDT #29308 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Just finished wrapping my goddaughter's birthday presents and there is glitter everywhere. I suppose I should have thought of that before I pounced on the shiny wrapping paper.


§ ita § - Sep 10, 2011 4:03:08 am PDT #29309 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want to be covered in glitter. But I don't think I'm allowed to take baths until Sunday.


DebetEsse - Sep 10, 2011 4:48:17 am PDT #29310 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Smonster, that sounds more like vomit than pee. I've definitely seen yellow puke from dogs.


brenda m - Sep 10, 2011 5:36:17 am PDT #29311 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah, I agree. And that's a lot less worrying than the peeing would be, if no less gross.


le nubian - Sep 10, 2011 5:48:44 am PDT #29312 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Vortex,

I'm not seeing the glitter problem. Glitter is awesome.

Please explain.


smonster - Sep 10, 2011 5:51:57 am PDT #29313 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Decided to monitor him for the moment. Pretty sure it was pee - there were drops on the floor and his lower side was soaked.

Late for haircut.


Barb - Sep 10, 2011 6:35:33 am PDT #29314 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Aw, smonster, I hope Frankie's feeling better,

And I'm getting my hair cut, too! I think I'm going to lop off many, many inches and take it short. I'm so contrary-- most people cut their hair short for summer-- what am I doing? Cutting it as we're heading into fall.


smonster - Sep 10, 2011 7:28:56 am PDT #29315 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Woo hoo, haircut!! It verges on skater punk. I liked the stylist, and we might go get a drink sometime.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 10, 2011 7:35:24 am PDT #29316 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I liked the stylist, and we might go get a drink sometime.

HAAAAA. Glad my Stardust rec worked out. Just texted you.