We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Sep 09, 2011 10:52:46 pm PDT #29307 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

And now he's chasing the cats. WTF.


Vortex - Sep 09, 2011 11:39:44 pm PDT #29308 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Just finished wrapping my goddaughter's birthday presents and there is glitter everywhere. I suppose I should have thought of that before I pounced on the shiny wrapping paper.


§ ita § - Sep 10, 2011 4:03:08 am PDT #29309 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want to be covered in glitter. But I don't think I'm allowed to take baths until Sunday.


DebetEsse - Sep 10, 2011 4:48:17 am PDT #29310 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Smonster, that sounds more like vomit than pee. I've definitely seen yellow puke from dogs.


brenda m - Sep 10, 2011 5:36:17 am PDT #29311 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah, I agree. And that's a lot less worrying than the peeing would be, if no less gross.


le nubian - Sep 10, 2011 5:48:44 am PDT #29312 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Vortex,

I'm not seeing the glitter problem. Glitter is awesome.

Please explain.


smonster - Sep 10, 2011 5:51:57 am PDT #29313 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Decided to monitor him for the moment. Pretty sure it was pee - there were drops on the floor and his lower side was soaked.

Late for haircut.


Barb - Sep 10, 2011 6:35:33 am PDT #29314 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Aw, smonster, I hope Frankie's feeling better,

And I'm getting my hair cut, too! I think I'm going to lop off many, many inches and take it short. I'm so contrary-- most people cut their hair short for summer-- what am I doing? Cutting it as we're heading into fall.


smonster - Sep 10, 2011 7:28:56 am PDT #29315 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Woo hoo, haircut!! It verges on skater punk. I liked the stylist, and we might go get a drink sometime.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 10, 2011 7:35:24 am PDT #29316 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I liked the stylist, and we might go get a drink sometime.

HAAAAA. Glad my Stardust rec worked out. Just texted you.