Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Sep 01, 2011 12:25:59 pm PDT #28843 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

I'm separating posts because I'm entirely freaked out - our garden recycling bin? Had an enormous ENORMOUS ugly huge awful gross slug camped out at the top of it. I'm talking the God of All Slugs. Parked next to my house. GAHHH. I hope I got the lid back on tight, but I'm not going back out to check. Man I hate those things.

SORRY - Screwed up the whitefont!


Hil R. - Sep 01, 2011 12:31:11 pm PDT #28844 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be able to answer it. I wonder if there's a good resource for teen kinky people?

I would have no idea how to google that and get anything other than porn.


Barb - Sep 01, 2011 12:32:13 pm PDT #28845 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Sox, I know you're freaking, but I have to admit, your "God of all..." designation made me snort Diet Coke up my nose at the visuals it conjured.


Toddson - Sep 01, 2011 12:33:33 pm PDT #28846 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Sox, make an offering or libation of beer. It'll die happy and might do your compost some good (if it weren't compost, I'd suggest salt, but there's a reason for the phrase "sowing the ground with salt").


Kate P. - Sep 01, 2011 12:34:47 pm PDT #28847 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I agree with Sox, especially re: the underage part. Do you feel like you can ignore the email, or do you want to give her some kind of response? I admit I want someone to step in and give her some good advice (with the words "age of consent" prominently featured), but it may not be your place to do it.


Atropa - Sep 01, 2011 12:35:04 pm PDT #28848 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I would have no idea how to google that and get anything other than porn.

Yeah. Which is why I'm not googling.


Atropa - Sep 01, 2011 12:35:45 pm PDT #28849 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I admit I want someone to step in and give her some good advice (with the words "age of consent" prominently featured), but it may not be your place to do it.

That's where I'm at. I really, really want someone to give her advice, but I am not the person to do so.


hippocampus - Sep 01, 2011 12:37:16 pm PDT #28850 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Sox, I know you're freaking, but I have to admit, your "God of all..." designation made me snort Diet Coke up my nose at the visuals it conjured.

It was that big. And it might be angry, because....

Sox, make an offering or libation of beer. It'll die happy and might do your compost some good (if it weren't compost, I'd suggest salt, but there's a reason for the phrase "sowing the ground with salt").

I may have done something like that earlier this spring to its followers. OMG I hate these things.


hippocampus - Sep 01, 2011 12:40:47 pm PDT #28851 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Jilli - (and I say this suspecting that I heard somewhere that Dr. Drew is being a huge ass, so I am wishing he weren't) someone like the aforementioned likely-ass, but not, you know, ass-ish, Dr. Drew?


Nora Deirdre - Sep 01, 2011 12:42:06 pm PDT #28852 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Can anyone recommend a good place for a plus-size woman to buy a non-embarrassing bathing suit? I haven't owned a bathing suit in 15 years.

Land's End, fo' sho'.