I gave her everything... jewels, beautiful dresses -- with beautiful girls in them.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Sep 01, 2011 12:37:16 pm PDT #28850 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Sox, I know you're freaking, but I have to admit, your "God of all..." designation made me snort Diet Coke up my nose at the visuals it conjured.

It was that big. And it might be angry, because....

Sox, make an offering or libation of beer. It'll die happy and might do your compost some good (if it weren't compost, I'd suggest salt, but there's a reason for the phrase "sowing the ground with salt").

I may have done something like that earlier this spring to its followers. OMG I hate these things.


hippocampus - Sep 01, 2011 12:40:47 pm PDT #28851 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Jilli - (and I say this suspecting that I heard somewhere that Dr. Drew is being a huge ass, so I am wishing he weren't) someone like the aforementioned likely-ass, but not, you know, ass-ish, Dr. Drew?


Nora Deirdre - Sep 01, 2011 12:42:06 pm PDT #28852 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Can anyone recommend a good place for a plus-size woman to buy a non-embarrassing bathing suit? I haven't owned a bathing suit in 15 years.

Land's End, fo' sho'.


Kate P. - Sep 01, 2011 12:43:31 pm PDT #28853 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I wonder if there's a good resource for teen kinky people?

A good resource for teens in general is Go Ask Alice, a Q&A site run by Columbia University's Health Services. The section on sexuality has a few categories that might be helpful, including one on fetishes and one on "sexual permutations" that includes several questions on S/M topics. The answers are nonjudgmental and very straightforward.


Atropa - Sep 01, 2011 12:43:37 pm PDT #28854 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I just remembered that a friend of mine has a blog about feminist issues AND a sex advice blog, so I just poked her.


Atropa - Sep 01, 2011 12:43:59 pm PDT #28855 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Whoo, thank you, Kate!


Kate P. - Sep 01, 2011 12:45:10 pm PDT #28856 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

You're welcome! It's really a great resource.


hippocampus - Sep 01, 2011 1:11:10 pm PDT #28857 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

perfect. so much better, Kate.


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2011 1:52:14 pm PDT #28858 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Jilli, I highly recommend Scarleteen. HIGHLY. t edit For ALL sex-related topics for teens, not just for BDSM topics. It's really excellent. For instance, Is somehing wrong with me because I like BDSM?

Speaking of plus size. Anyone have recommendations for reasonably priced wide calf boots. Wide calf, but not wide width.

Jessica London (which I think is part of OneStopPlus). Silhouettes has lovely wide-calf boots, but can be pricey, so watch for sales.


Ginger - Sep 01, 2011 1:59:37 pm PDT #28859 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Vinegar also causes slugs to dissolve.

I carry sort of a purse/wallet, which I have emptied. I checked all my jeans. I haven't worn a coat since March. I have cleared off most of the kitchen table, which is a feat in itself. I've looked in the car.

Putting my hands on the kind of ID they want to replace it will be challenging.