Hell, I don't know. If I had wanted schooling, I'da gone to school.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Aug 28, 2011 1:57:18 pm PDT #28589 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, Trudy hasn't been around lately, has she?


Hil R. - Aug 28, 2011 2:02:25 pm PDT #28590 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I don't think she's been posting much on the boards lately, but she's been on facebook.


Aims - Aug 28, 2011 2:06:47 pm PDT #28591 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Emeline chose not to clean her room in a timely manne and then decided to throw an out and out screaming fit which resulted in her being placed in her room while Joe and I watched the new DW ep.

She has been "crying" and kvetching the entire time. I'm having a hard time not laughing.


DebetEsse - Aug 28, 2011 2:32:51 pm PDT #28592 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Woe! Woe is Emeline.


Aims - Aug 28, 2011 3:00:27 pm PDT #28593 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So very woe.


DebetEsse - Aug 28, 2011 3:03:16 pm PDT #28594 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Clearly, the girl needs a chez, so that she can flop on it dramatically with the back of her hand to her forehead.


Aims - Aug 28, 2011 3:04:29 pm PDT #28595 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

No shit. Maybe I'll buy her a corseted dress and petticoats so we get the full effect.


smonster - Aug 28, 2011 3:06:18 pm PDT #28596 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, Emeline.

All, thanks for the wise counsel. I've sent an email which I hope will not make matters any worse. It was very calm and rational.

In happier news... THE KITTEN IS IN THE ATTIC. I REPEAT, THE KITTEN IS IN THE ATTIC. We kept hearing Magnolia meow, and finally N got on top of her closet and popped up the sheet of wallboard covering the opening, and got a positive sighting. She's waiting up there with a can of food right now. Poor little freaked out feral baby kitty!

Some ~ma that she comes to N soon, please?


Calli - Aug 28, 2011 3:07:12 pm PDT #28597 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Yay on kitty semi-returned!


Liese S. - Aug 28, 2011 3:08:28 pm PDT #28598 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yay kitty! Kitties are notoriously able to hide.