You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Aug 28, 2011 2:02:25 pm PDT #28590 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I don't think she's been posting much on the boards lately, but she's been on facebook.


Aims - Aug 28, 2011 2:06:47 pm PDT #28591 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Emeline chose not to clean her room in a timely manne and then decided to throw an out and out screaming fit which resulted in her being placed in her room while Joe and I watched the new DW ep.

She has been "crying" and kvetching the entire time. I'm having a hard time not laughing.


DebetEsse - Aug 28, 2011 2:32:51 pm PDT #28592 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Woe! Woe is Emeline.


Aims - Aug 28, 2011 3:00:27 pm PDT #28593 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So very woe.


DebetEsse - Aug 28, 2011 3:03:16 pm PDT #28594 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Clearly, the girl needs a chez, so that she can flop on it dramatically with the back of her hand to her forehead.


Aims - Aug 28, 2011 3:04:29 pm PDT #28595 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

No shit. Maybe I'll buy her a corseted dress and petticoats so we get the full effect.


smonster - Aug 28, 2011 3:06:18 pm PDT #28596 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, Emeline.

All, thanks for the wise counsel. I've sent an email which I hope will not make matters any worse. It was very calm and rational.

In happier news... THE KITTEN IS IN THE ATTIC. I REPEAT, THE KITTEN IS IN THE ATTIC. We kept hearing Magnolia meow, and finally N got on top of her closet and popped up the sheet of wallboard covering the opening, and got a positive sighting. She's waiting up there with a can of food right now. Poor little freaked out feral baby kitty!

Some ~ma that she comes to N soon, please?


Calli - Aug 28, 2011 3:07:12 pm PDT #28597 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Yay on kitty semi-returned!


Liese S. - Aug 28, 2011 3:08:28 pm PDT #28598 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yay kitty! Kitties are notoriously able to hide.


smonster - Aug 28, 2011 3:08:37 pm PDT #28599 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

No fucking clue how she got up there! I mean, we have 14 ft ceilings and no obvious openings to the attic. Unless she went out through the dryer vent and then found another vent to climb back up? IDEK.