Clearly, the girl needs a chez, so that she can flop on it dramatically with the back of her hand to her forehead.
Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DebetEsse - Aug 28, 2011 3:03:16 pm PDT #28594 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Aims - Aug 28, 2011 3:04:29 pm PDT #28595 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
No shit. Maybe I'll buy her a corseted dress and petticoats so we get the full effect.
smonster - Aug 28, 2011 3:06:18 pm PDT #28596 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Oh, Emeline.
All, thanks for the wise counsel. I've sent an email which I hope will not make matters any worse. It was very calm and rational.
In happier news... THE KITTEN IS IN THE ATTIC. I REPEAT, THE KITTEN IS IN THE ATTIC. We kept hearing Magnolia meow, and finally N got on top of her closet and popped up the sheet of wallboard covering the opening, and got a positive sighting. She's waiting up there with a can of food right now. Poor little freaked out feral baby kitty!
Some ~ma that she comes to N soon, please?
Calli - Aug 28, 2011 3:07:12 pm PDT #28597 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Yay on kitty semi-returned!
Liese S. - Aug 28, 2011 3:08:28 pm PDT #28598 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Yay kitty! Kitties are notoriously able to hide.
smonster - Aug 28, 2011 3:08:37 pm PDT #28599 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
No fucking clue how she got up there! I mean, we have 14 ft ceilings and no obvious openings to the attic. Unless she went out through the dryer vent and then found another vent to climb back up? IDEK.
Zenkitty - Aug 28, 2011 3:09:49 pm PDT #28600 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Kitty came home! Aww, she figured out where she wanted to be. Quick, seal the house!
Cass - Aug 28, 2011 3:26:13 pm PDT #28601 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Unless she went out through the dryer vent and then found another vent to climb back up? IDEK.
Never underestimate the climbing power of a kitten. Crazy. I am so glad you found her. I hope she comes out into the correct portion of the house soon.
Ginger - Aug 28, 2011 3:35:27 pm PDT #28602 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Yay kitty!
When we first took in the Feral Kid, we didn't see her for months. Food was eaten; the litter box was used. It was like living with a ghost. Then she emerged and became the friendliest cat ever.
My old vet had several resident cats. One day, workmen took out some suspended ceiling tiles and the cats discovered the glories of being ceiling cats. Once they knew that hiding place existed, they kept pushing up the tiles and disappearing.
DebetEsse - Aug 28, 2011 3:38:09 pm PDT #28603 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Aims, definitely the petticoats. Maybe a lacy handkerchief?
Hooray for kitten locating!
Ginger, actual Ceiling Cats (is this polytheistic lolcatism?)? Were any of them white?