You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Aug 26, 2011 8:16:35 am PDT #28463 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

This conjunction of phrases:

Ahahaha. We're not that kind of nonprofit.


meara - Aug 26, 2011 8:25:10 am PDT #28464 of 30000

Someone needs a copy of The Whole Lesbian Sex Book!!

So I just showed my coworker the spreadsheet I made

Hah, I had the same doubletake reaction. I would say about 30% of the women I've been with have? Possibly others haven't mentioned and haven't with me, or have afterward.


Tom Scola - Aug 26, 2011 8:30:41 am PDT #28465 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I would say about 30% of the women I've been with have?

Made spreadsheets?


le nubian - Aug 26, 2011 8:37:03 am PDT #28466 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I'm telling you, I LOVE spreadsheets!


smonster - Aug 26, 2011 8:41:30 am PDT #28467 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I would say about 30% of the women I've been with have?

Made spreadsheets?

And I read this as meara making spreadsheets about what percentage of women has or hasn't, with her or after.


le nubian - Aug 26, 2011 8:43:15 am PDT #28468 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I'm sorry, but would you be surprised if anyone here did that?


erikaj - Aug 26, 2011 8:50:33 am PDT #28469 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

No, but it would make me think of Alice and her chart on the L Word.


Laga - Aug 26, 2011 8:59:54 am PDT #28470 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

It is polite to let peeple know you are expecting someone, right? So when we're sitting around with our coffee in our Jammies we're not surprised by your friend fucking walking in , right?


Barb - Aug 26, 2011 9:04:13 am PDT #28471 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I'm about to turn 45. In three years, but ANY MOMENT NOW.

I just turned 44. It's lovely, so far.


Steph L. - Aug 26, 2011 9:32:41 am PDT #28472 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Guess who's having root canal work? God damn it.

I mean, the Extreme! Cold! Sensitivity! is pretty bad, and I'd like that to be gone. So there's that. But I really don't like dental work, and yikes, is it expensive. I'm lucky I have dental insurance, and it's *still* expensive. Without insurance, it would suck BALLS.

But I have an emergency fund for things like this, although between the dental work and an upcoming huge car repair, the emergency fund is going to be depleted. But at least I've got it, right?

Trying really hard to not hyperventilate, here.

Also, I burned my finger on my lunch.