I would say about 30% of the women I've been with have?
Made spreadsheets?
And I read this as meara making spreadsheets about what percentage of women has or hasn't, with her or after.
Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.
'Origin'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
smonster - Aug 26, 2011 8:41:30 am PDT #28467 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
le nubian - Aug 26, 2011 8:43:15 am PDT #28468 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I'm sorry, but would you be surprised if anyone here did that?
erikaj - Aug 26, 2011 8:50:33 am PDT #28469 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
No, but it would make me think of Alice and her chart on the L Word.
Laga - Aug 26, 2011 8:59:54 am PDT #28470 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
It is polite to let peeple know you are expecting someone, right? So when we're sitting around with our coffee in our Jammies we're not surprised by your friend fucking walking in , right?
Barb - Aug 26, 2011 9:04:13 am PDT #28471 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I'm about to turn 45. In three years, but ANY MOMENT NOW.
I just turned 44. It's lovely, so far.
Steph L. - Aug 26, 2011 9:32:41 am PDT #28472 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Guess who's having root canal work? God damn it.
I mean, the Extreme! Cold! Sensitivity! is pretty bad, and I'd like that to be gone. So there's that. But I really don't like dental work, and yikes, is it expensive. I'm lucky I have dental insurance, and it's *still* expensive. Without insurance, it would suck BALLS.
But I have an emergency fund for things like this, although between the dental work and an upcoming huge car repair, the emergency fund is going to be depleted. But at least I've got it, right?
Trying really hard to not hyperventilate, here.
Also, I burned my finger on my lunch.
P.M. Marc - Aug 26, 2011 9:33:10 am PDT #28473 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I've never... made spreadsheets. I have a certain curiosity about it, but consider myself lucky if I can get a notepad file to open.
And good morning, I haven't had coffee, so I'll just run with the new euphemisms.
WindSparrow - Aug 26, 2011 9:37:53 am PDT #28474 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Happy birthday, Barb, even if I'm a bit late with it.
I spent most of yesterday hibernating. Thank heavens there will only be one more of those hideous nights of trying to sleep while at work.
Dunno what's funnier, attempts at making omnis's Vegas stitches more adventurous or female ejaculation spreadsheets.
P.S. omnis, healing vibes for you.
erikaj - Aug 26, 2011 9:46:43 am PDT #28475 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
I've never been excited enough to know if I Excel with anyone.
brenda m - Aug 26, 2011 9:54:55 am PDT #28476 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Don't you have special nail polish spreadsheets?