Mal ,'War Stories'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Someone needs a copy of The Whole Lesbian Sex Book!!
So I just showed my coworker the spreadsheet I made
Hah, I had the same doubletake reaction. I would say about 30% of the women I've been with have? Possibly others haven't mentioned and haven't with me, or have afterward.
I would say about 30% of the women I've been with have?
Made spreadsheets?
I'm telling you, I LOVE spreadsheets!
I would say about 30% of the women I've been with have?
Made spreadsheets?
And I read this as meara making spreadsheets about what percentage of women has or hasn't, with her or after.
I'm sorry, but would you be surprised if anyone here did that?
No, but it would make me think of Alice and her chart on the L Word.
It is polite to let peeple know you are expecting someone, right? So when we're sitting around with our coffee in our Jammies we're not surprised by your friend fucking walking in , right?
I'm about to turn 45. In three years, but ANY MOMENT NOW.
I just turned 44. It's lovely, so far.
Guess who's having root canal work? God damn it.
I mean, the Extreme! Cold! Sensitivity! is pretty bad, and I'd like that to be gone. So there's that. But I really don't like dental work, and yikes, is it expensive. I'm lucky I have dental insurance, and it's *still* expensive. Without insurance, it would suck BALLS.
But I have an emergency fund for things like this, although between the dental work and an upcoming huge car repair, the emergency fund is going to be depleted. But at least I've got it, right?
Trying really hard to not hyperventilate, here.
Also, I burned my finger on my lunch.
I've never... made spreadsheets. I have a certain curiosity about it, but consider myself lucky if I can get a notepad file to open.
And good morning, I haven't had coffee, so I'll just run with the new euphemisms.