Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.

'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Aug 26, 2011 7:42:07 am PDT #28458 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I read a sex-help column where the reader wanted to know how to make his girlfriend ejaculate and all I could think is 'isn't one ejaculator messy enough?'

It's kind of cool, though, when it happens. For me it's like a higher level of orgasm, sensation-wise.

::checks thread to make sure she's in Bitches and not Natter::

I think yesterday I educated a lesbian cousin about ejaculatory women. It was a weird moment.

Someone needs a copy of The Whole Lesbian Sex Book!!

So I just showed my coworker the spreadsheet I made to plan the work scope on our first project, and she exclaimed "You're so organized!!" That is not something I hear often, but it was nice to hear.


Laga - Aug 26, 2011 7:44:58 am PDT #28459 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

"You're so organized!!"

go you!


Liese S. - Aug 26, 2011 7:50:58 am PDT #28460 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

not realizing that fried rice is not brown rice.

Hahaha...now I want fried rice. Maybe with some spam.

But anyway, congrats on the improving health, le nubian! I know it takes work, so good for you, and yay color coded charts!

So hard, Ginger. Will be thinking about you and your fam.

This is kind of a cool photography project on flickr. I don't know that I'd have the stones to approach 100 strangers. Actually, I don't know that there are a hundred strangers in this town for me to approach. I kid, I kid. Maybe not 100 that wouldn't shoot me, though.


amych - Aug 26, 2011 7:56:00 am PDT #28461 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

This conjunction of phrases:

Someone needs a copy of The Whole Lesbian Sex Book!!

So I just showed my coworker the spreadsheet I made

Just led me down a VERY WRONG kind of path for just a moment.


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2011 7:59:34 am PDT #28462 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want to do that project. It sure seems more sensible than taking 365 pictures of myself. That's for sure.


smonster - Aug 26, 2011 8:16:35 am PDT #28463 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

This conjunction of phrases:

Ahahaha. We're not that kind of nonprofit.


meara - Aug 26, 2011 8:25:10 am PDT #28464 of 30000

Someone needs a copy of The Whole Lesbian Sex Book!!

So I just showed my coworker the spreadsheet I made

Hah, I had the same doubletake reaction. I would say about 30% of the women I've been with have? Possibly others haven't mentioned and haven't with me, or have afterward.


Tom Scola - Aug 26, 2011 8:30:41 am PDT #28465 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I would say about 30% of the women I've been with have?

Made spreadsheets?


le nubian - Aug 26, 2011 8:37:03 am PDT #28466 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I'm telling you, I LOVE spreadsheets!


smonster - Aug 26, 2011 8:41:30 am PDT #28467 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I would say about 30% of the women I've been with have?

Made spreadsheets?

And I read this as meara making spreadsheets about what percentage of women has or hasn't, with her or after.