I found the Pinball Hall of Fame in Vegas. They had the old machine we had in our basement growing up (not same one, just same model). Ahhh I miss playing pinball. Too bad I suck at it. But I had fun!!
Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
omnis_audis - Aug 24, 2011 9:26:49 pm PDT #28384 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Strix - Aug 25, 2011 2:10:14 am PDT #28385 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Yep, the Tooth Fairy. Wearing scrubs and a pair of wings, and teaching dental hygiene to elementary-school kids.
Pros -- Dude, I'm a melodramatic fool when it comes to teaching. And I could get paid to wear glitter and wings to work!
Cons -- Some days, I could easily see myself as that cynical type of cigarette-smoking, flask-sipping anti-fairy: "Bitches, brush your motherfucking teeth. It ain't hard. Up down, all around. Now bring momma a bucket of fries and a martini."
Make-up would be fun, though; I worked for Lancome in the 90's, and I'm a big ol' make-up ho who does liquid liner with a steady hand and a kick-ass smoky eye.
Dear god, why am I up so early?
Barb - Aug 25, 2011 6:20:22 am PDT #28386 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Cons -- Some days, I could easily see myself as that cynical type of cigarette-smoking, flask-sipping anti-fairy: "Bitches, brush your motherfucking teeth. It ain't hard. Up down, all around. Now bring momma a bucket of fries and a martini."
I would have paid folding green money for this when my kids were little. But then, I'm not exactly winning any parent of the year awards any time soon.
Make-up would be fun, though; I worked for Lancome in the 90's, and I'm a big ol' make-up ho who does liquid liner with a steady hand and a kick-ass smoky eye.
I need you to teach me how to do liquid liner.
Laga - Aug 25, 2011 6:21:00 am PDT #28387 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Dear god, why am I up so early?
You have to get the teeth while the kids are still asleep.
Strix - Aug 25, 2011 7:14:37 am PDT #28388 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Barb, if I have to take a job as the Tooth Fairy to make ends meet while writing, you are taking up a collection to fly me to the next RWA meeting to accompany you as the Motherfuckin' Muse Fairy.
I'll be on a panel, and I'll thwap people with a Nook: "Here, your fucking writer's block is gone. Now you have a concussion. Getcha ass in the chair anyway, and write some shit. That scene needed a little hot blood anyway. Now, get the Muse some potato skins and a gimlet before I condemn you to a life of Mary Sues."
Happy birthday, Barb, from the Motherfuckin' Muse Fairy!
I worked from 5 til 7:30, then I went back to bed for 2 hours. That NEVER EVER happens -- like, end of days shit. I'd had a cup of coffee, too.
I dreamed of literally herding cats. In and out of a garage. Brain says, your stress, let me show you it...
Laga - Aug 25, 2011 7:16:52 am PDT #28389 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
How much do I love the Motherfuckin' Muse Fairy?! A whole helluva lot.
Strix - Aug 25, 2011 7:23:06 am PDT #28390 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I have To Much To Do To to create a site about the MMF with a random inspirational quote generator, right?!
Laga - Aug 25, 2011 7:26:54 am PDT #28391 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I have To Much To Do To to create a site about the MMF with a random inspirational quote generator, right?!
Your subconcious would like to know how to make the dream symbolism clearer.
Strix - Aug 25, 2011 7:30:51 am PDT #28392 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Actually, in the herding dream, I was also trying to make my Great-Aunt Ruth a bloody mary in addition to herding the cats.
Most of the cats had fleas.
I don't even KNOW, now!
Laga - Aug 25, 2011 7:40:30 am PDT #28393 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Perhaps your Great-Aunt Ruth represents the MFM Fairy. Your dreams can see the future!