I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Aug 25, 2011 7:40:30 am PDT #28393 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Perhaps your Great-Aunt Ruth represents the MFM Fairy. Your dreams can see the future!


Strix - Aug 25, 2011 8:21:07 am PDT #28394 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Godammit, guys. Instead of typing "Commerce Bank" into my search box, I ended up with "drunk Commerce fairy" thanks to a quick search I did about 30 minutes ago.


Laga - Aug 25, 2011 8:24:16 am PDT #28395 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Now the Drunk Commerce Fairy needs her own website where she expounds on how the world economy is going to hell.


Strix - Aug 25, 2011 8:36:16 am PDT #28396 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm pretty sure that niche is filled at 1000 DC cocktail parties.


hippocampus - Aug 25, 2011 8:49:26 am PDT #28397 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Erin, you'd be an awesome tooth/drunk commerce fairy.

I need a way for this to be tax deductible: [link]


Strix - Aug 25, 2011 8:51:07 am PDT #28398 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Coool.

Hey, if I get that Tooth Fairy gig, I can write off glitter!


hippocampus - Aug 25, 2011 8:52:54 am PDT #28399 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

I can write off glitter

WINCE


hippocampus - Aug 25, 2011 9:06:15 am PDT #28400 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Tomato soup:

My glitter issues, they are many.


SuziQ - Aug 25, 2011 9:12:30 am PDT #28401 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Soooooo much glitter.


Strix - Aug 25, 2011 9:13:24 am PDT #28402 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

It would be PROFESSIONAL glitter.