Dear god, why am I up so early?
You have to get the teeth while the kids are still asleep.
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Dear god, why am I up so early?
You have to get the teeth while the kids are still asleep.
Barb, if I have to take a job as the Tooth Fairy to make ends meet while writing, you are taking up a collection to fly me to the next RWA meeting to accompany you as the Motherfuckin' Muse Fairy.
I'll be on a panel, and I'll thwap people with a Nook: "Here, your fucking writer's block is gone. Now you have a concussion. Getcha ass in the chair anyway, and write some shit. That scene needed a little hot blood anyway. Now, get the Muse some potato skins and a gimlet before I condemn you to a life of Mary Sues."
Happy birthday, Barb, from the Motherfuckin' Muse Fairy!
I worked from 5 til 7:30, then I went back to bed for 2 hours. That NEVER EVER happens -- like, end of days shit. I'd had a cup of coffee, too.
I dreamed of literally herding cats. In and out of a garage. Brain says, your stress, let me show you it...
How much do I love the Motherfuckin' Muse Fairy?! A whole helluva lot.
I have To Much To Do To to create a site about the MMF with a random inspirational quote generator, right?!
I have To Much To Do To to create a site about the MMF with a random inspirational quote generator, right?!
Your subconcious would like to know how to make the dream symbolism clearer.
Actually, in the herding dream, I was also trying to make my Great-Aunt Ruth a bloody mary in addition to herding the cats.
Most of the cats had fleas.
I don't even KNOW, now!
Perhaps your Great-Aunt Ruth represents the MFM Fairy. Your dreams can see the future!
Godammit, guys. Instead of typing "Commerce Bank" into my search box, I ended up with "drunk Commerce fairy" thanks to a quick search I did about 30 minutes ago.
Now the Drunk Commerce Fairy needs her own website where she expounds on how the world economy is going to hell.
I'm pretty sure that niche is filled at 1000 DC cocktail parties.