Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

'Him'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Kate P. - Aug 12, 2011 11:22:22 am PDT #27528 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

WOO SMONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!11!!!eleventy!


javachik - Aug 12, 2011 11:22:29 am PDT #27529 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

No surprise, Smonster, as it seems tailor-made for you! Congratulations, sweetie!!!


Scrappy - Aug 12, 2011 11:22:34 am PDT #27530 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Yay, smonster!!


Tom Scola - Aug 12, 2011 11:23:16 am PDT #27531 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

YAY!!


Calli - Aug 12, 2011 11:25:55 am PDT #27532 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Congratulations, smonster!


Anne W. - Aug 12, 2011 11:28:57 am PDT #27533 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

That's awesome, smonster!


Atropa - Aug 12, 2011 11:29:41 am PDT #27534 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

CONGRATULATIONS, SMONSTER!


Polter-Cow - Aug 12, 2011 11:31:20 am PDT #27535 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

WOOOO GO SMONSTER YOU ARE A ROCK STAR.


amych - Aug 12, 2011 11:33:44 am PDT #27536 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

GO SMONSTAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tom Scola - Aug 12, 2011 11:35:22 am PDT #27537 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Wait. Does this mean you really are a cyborg?